What state should I settle down in?

Seattle has a volcano-earthquake waiting to activate
California has the San Andreas fault
Florida has random hurricanes
New Orleans has random hurricanes
New York will most likely get attacked in war
Everywhere else is boring, desolate, or cold.

I'm thinking of somewhere in New England.  All the writers hang out there.  How is Maine?

Maine is FUCKING COLD. Mass. Is very nice though.

Can't the cold be averted by warm robes, hot chocolate, and a roaring fireplace?  Or is it still fucking cold?

Sydney

jupiter

Try Iraq or Afghanistan. Iran will become a new state soon too, along with North Corea, they should all be good.

Tried Iraq.  It didn't work out.

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Texas. If you don't mind hicks it's one of nicer states out there.

A white suburb of Arizona.

Gilbert and Scottsdale are two grand choices

Turkey dude. You can eat turkey everyday there.

Come to Texas. All we have the occasional Tornado and drout. We will also be relitively safe when the ice caps melt.

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I WANT TO BE RICH IN NEW ENGLAND LOL

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North Dakota. I heard it's really nice up there this time of year.

England is a US state now?

JAPAN.

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fag.

Japan, clearly

Islamia

I hated Texas. Too irritating, shitty politics, and too many taxes. Plus the ridiculous liquor laws were annoying too.

I suggest a road trip to see which state you like best.

I've been watching Family Guy.  Definitely New England.

Mass. is fucking expensive.  OTOH, so is most of New England.

northwest florida - no tourists, moderate winters, woods + beach, hurricanes are big ol pussies anyway

cons - rednecks (due to proximity to alabama)

Massachusetts. Best state.

maine was voted the safest place for kids to grow up

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Here comes Dan Bernhart.

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