I opened someone else's mail. It had a dollar inside.
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Anonymous2006-03-20 20:02
>>10
I didn't know how to handle any kind of electronics at the time :/
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Anonymous2006-03-20 20:12
I used to work in a very busy gift shop. I would steal things from it everyday. It didn't matter whether or not I needed or even wanted the item, I just had to steal from them because I disliked them so much, I felt like I was getting back at my cheap bosses. I usually gave away the stuff I stole as gifts.
I also stole a pair of sunglasses and a grapefruit once. I'm not sure which is worse.
Is luring a hot 13 year old blond vixen into your van by telling her there is a puppy in there and then having wild sex with the bitch for 6 hours considered illegal?
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Anonymous2006-03-20 21:11
Nah...not hardcore enough for not4chan
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Anonymous2006-03-20 21:34
not including all the downloading crap which probably shouldn't even be illegal I've smoked pot.
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Anonymous2006-03-20 21:35
... i killed him
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Anonymous2006-03-20 21:41 (sage)
I am so high right now.
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Anonymous2006-03-20 22:41
People get executed for it, so I'm not going to tell.
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Anonymous2006-03-21 4:45
downloading cp
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Anonymous2006-03-21 6:38
world4chan? more like world4cp
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Anonymous2006-03-21 16:32
>>18
thats normal
if you were to say you told her you were going to rape her for 6 hours then it'd be just sick
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Anonymous2006-03-21 19:58
Jay-walking
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Anonymous2006-03-22 8:32
I was arrested twice.
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Anonymous2006-03-22 9:59
for what? 4chan party van?
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Anonymous2006-03-22 11:30
I had sex with myself, which is worse than incest.
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Anonymous2006-03-22 11:41
>>29
Drug possession and for carrying a concealed weapon. And before I am not a nigger nor do I live in a trailer park.
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Anonymous2006-03-22 12:12
going to 4chan
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Anonymous2006-03-22 22:33
torched a sofa
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Anonymous2006-03-23 0:20
once i was eating a sandwich and saw a stop sign but didnt see a red light. I stopped, looked both ways, then drove all cool through the red light like nobodys business. Turns out that stop was not supposed to be there now that they had put a light.
Am i gangsta yet?
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Anonymous2006-03-23 4:49
Smuggling, firing, and selling illegal fireworks.
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Anonymous2006-03-23 6:27
downloading nude anime girls
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Anonymous2006-03-23 8:18
I hacked the Gibson.
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Tenchikun6192006-03-23 15:50
I once did a research in san diego and asked girls under 18 about sex and various types, this led to sex with many of them in their home, my car, public places, etc.....there never was a research paper!
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Anonymous2006-03-23 20:18
On purpose: did drugs, sold drugs, stolen money, destroyed cars at a lot (only time i've been arrested), been with someone who flew into the us from canada with weed, stolen from work.
on accident: clicked on the stuff the sick fucks post here :P
nowadays: download the occasional prog or game. am pretty mellow for the most part, though I'm getting an itching to stencil and write...
Terrorism (me and a friend said we would kill someone. He pulled a knife out, causing twenty somewhat people in a pizza parlor to run like they were in danger.)
Highway hopping (played frogger in traffic, twice)
Trespassing (factory was automated, so noone would care)
Nothing much (unless I were to live in Australia. Everything is BANNED in that shithole.)
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Anonymous2010-04-20 22:37
>>57
Ok.
Me and a friend got up early one sunday morning to go mushroom picking, and on the way to the field found a credit card in the street. He had his arm in a cast at the time, and this years ago befoe chip and pin was invented and you still had to sign for things.
So we went around toasting the fuck out of the card with him signing for it with his arm in the cast. usually just bought booze and got £50 cashback from each place. This continued until the card was declined, at which point we had about £100 worth of stuff and £250 cash. We told the cashier that we knew the card was going to be declined and were just spending the last of our student loan, they actually gave us the card back (lol) and we calmy walked out of there. Soon as we were round the corner we ran like fuck, snapped the card and threw it in the river. Never heard anything about it since, or done anything of the sort since.
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Anonymous2010-04-20 22:39
>>60
Awesome. Too bad you probably couldn't pull that off these days.
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Anonymous2010-04-20 23:57
>>61
If the machine doesn't work then you can sign for stuff still. You could try scratching the shit out of the magnetic strip, but I don't know if that would work or not.
Held up a liquor store when I was fifteen. I used a kitchen knife and a balaclava. The guy was scared asian and he lay on the floor screaming TAKE IT TAKE IT! So I did. Then I walked straight home which was my big mistake. I was chilling watching T.V. when pigs just walked into my house, some assholes had ID'd me. Eight month in youth prison, not fun.
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