>>57
Ok.
Me and a friend got up early one sunday morning to go mushroom picking, and on the way to the field found a credit card in the street. He had his arm in a cast at the time, and this years ago befoe chip and pin was invented and you still had to sign for things.
So we went around toasting the fuck out of the card with him signing for it with his arm in the cast. usually just bought booze and got £50 cashback from each place. This continued until the card was declined, at which point we had about £100 worth of stuff and £250 cash. We told the cashier that we knew the card was going to be declined and were just spending the last of our student loan, they actually gave us the card back (lol) and we calmy walked out of there. Soon as we were round the corner we ran like fuck, snapped the card and threw it in the river. Never heard anything about it since, or done anything of the sort since.