Large penis blues

Sometimes it's hard living with a large penis. Have to watch out for Mr. Happy when zipping, it's more likely to hang out of shorts, and of course you have to have a girl that is really deep. If you aren't careful, you could end up with a girl that is just out of her depth when you want to have fun.

I've had problems with that in the past. Or, rather, the girl I was fucking had a problem. Had to dump her for a chick with a deeper pussy. Guess she was blonde and hot, but shallow, if you take my meaning.

On a personal note, it's also unpleasant to sit on a toilet and have your penis touch the filthy inside of the toilet. It's kind of a pain in the ass to have to keep it out of the way of the nasty nasty.

Thank you, this has been:

German with a Large Penis.

"Have to watch out for Mr. Happy when zipping"
Wear underpants, coil it round or slide it down your trousers when it gets erect for no reason whatsoever.

"it's more likely to hang out of shorts"
See above.

"and of course you have to have a girl that is really deep."
They enjoy getting their cervix pounded, if you squeeze it in enough it will touch the legendary A spot, something few men can achieve. Ask her to massage the shaft that you can't get in by making her feel guilty for being too shallow.

"On a personal note, it's also unpleasant to sit on a toilet and have your penis touch the filthy inside of the toilet."
Just hold your cock and curve it round.

Sounds great, post pics

I agree with you guys. And the toilet thing is annoying. I wondered if other guys had to deal with that.

But, I don't know enough about the A-spot yet. Any specific positions good for getting at it?

>>4
The flaming swan will do it

>>1
George?

>>6
Way to bump a five year old thread.

I'm no good with the blues. I prefer reds and purples myself.

:/

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>>9
Nigger.