Large penis blues

Sometimes it's hard living with a large penis. Have to watch out for Mr. Happy when zipping, it's more likely to hang out of shorts, and of course you have to have a girl that is really deep. If you aren't careful, you could end up with a girl that is just out of her depth when you want to have fun.

I've had problems with that in the past. Or, rather, the girl I was fucking had a problem. Had to dump her for a chick with a deeper pussy. Guess she was blonde and hot, but shallow, if you take my meaning.

On a personal note, it's also unpleasant to sit on a toilet and have your penis touch the filthy inside of the toilet. It's kind of a pain in the ass to have to keep it out of the way of the nasty nasty.

Thank you, this has been:

German with a Large Penis.

I agree with you guys. And the toilet thing is annoying. I wondered if other guys had to deal with that.

But, I don't know enough about the A-spot yet. Any specific positions good for getting at it?