/lounge/ - GF surprise joins in shower, I have to pinch

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-24 19:03

I don't know why I am sharing this but it is Friday so what the hell.

I have been dating this girl for about two months (no pics) and things are going well. I get to her place last night after dinner and jump in the shower. I start to take a piss in the shower like every guy does. My piss is stark yellow because I am dehydrated or something.

Mid piss I hear the curtain open and she starts to climb for a little surprise. I immediately pinch it off and start kissing her so she doesn't notice the yellow water in the tub by the drain. She starts playing with the old one eye and I am doing everything I can to not piss on her and her hand.

Because I have to piss so bad I can't get it up. I don't want to piss because it won't blend in with the shower water because the color. She ends up getting frustrated and gets out. As soon as she gets out I piss all over her shower.

I crawled into bed and we didn't say much. Now I don't know what the hell is going to happen. Thank goodness she didn't try giving me head in the shower.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-24 19:31

Uh, tell her you had to go to the bathroom and you were going to when you got out of the shower so her "surprise" was unexpected, but not unwelcome. She can always do it again. And reciprocate by offering her some oral in the shower :)

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-24 19:41

We haven't been dating that long. If I have been seeing her for a while I would have just kept pissing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-25 9:12

hahahaha oh wow

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-25 9:12

>>3
>If I have been seeing her for a while I would have just kept pissing.

hahahaha oh wow

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-25 9:19

hahahaha oh wow

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-25 9:24

>>1
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>>5

hahahaha oh wow

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 8:26

you say "hold on. i have to piss", get out of the shower, piss, get back in.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 3:26

>>2
Take this advice.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 4:18

wow what a bullshit thread full of faggotry.

except this post of course

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 6:16

>>10
Virgin

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 6:33 (sage)

>>11
bitter virgin

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 6:39

>>12
WHY YOU SAGE?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 7:59

>>13

LETS GET TO 1000 BY CALLING THE POSTER ABOVE US A VIRGIN

VIRGIN

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 9:40

>>14
fag

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 9:50

>>1,3
hahahaha oh wow

>>4-7
DQN

>>10-15
Virgin

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 9:53

>>16
you call em a virgin as if i was not previously aware of thus.

at least im not a white chink like bob.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 10:43 (sage)

>>16
you are a king among virgins

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 17:48

This story had a lot of potential to go 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 18:36

BRING BACK /DIS/

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 19:28

my wife and i take showers together and if either of us has to pee, we just piss. we're not into watersports or anything though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 19:49

>>20
Why?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 19:54

>>21
It would be more fun if you peed over each other

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 20:34

>>21
You and your wife are fucking disgusting. Rednecks get off my 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 20:59

Only fags take a piss in the shower. Use the fucking toilet.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 1:32

>>1-1000
Virgin

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 2:49

I think the real question here is, "Why the fuck are you peeing in the shower?"

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 4:20

If you don't piss in the shower you are either a faggot, or your shower somehow saves a lot of water in the bottom? Mine has goode olde drain, so I can piss all I want. Oh, and no republican communist showerhead.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 16:35

It's all pipes.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 16:40

Who the fuck pisses in the shower?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 16:41

ohhh...I DO!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 16:51

Faggots. Toilets, do you use them?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 17:06

>>32
It's more fun to do it on your girl

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 17:08

suprise buttsechs

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-01 4:17

you should have pissed all over her butt and used it as lube for gratuitous buttsex
p.s. your girlfreind is a bitch and you are a faggot, gtfo 4chan

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-01 20:27 (sage)

>>1
Piss in her mouth, faggote.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-02 8:56

>>28
post pics of «republican communist showerhead» and correct showerhead for reference ktnx

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-02 10:38

One time my friend's gf peed on him. He was quite shocked.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-02 10:45

>>38
you mean horny

>>37
I also want to know what those commies are up agaist

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-02 17:19

>>38
That must've been amazing, tell him to bask in her pee and beg for more

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-02 20:05

This is delicous copy-pasta

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-03 12:09

>>38

That's not pee

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 4:12

Later when you get used to each other, it'll be more fun. Spray her. ;d

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 19:41

lies, all lies.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 1:38

You should have stuck it in her pooper and used that as a piss-receptacle like in Kusomiso Technique

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 12:04

old thread is old, i'm bumping it

Name: RedCream 2008-10-26 12:16

Bumping this is good, since the subject fluid wasn't pee. It was pus. The guy didn't know WHAT to do since he was infested with a riot of venereal diseases.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 12:28

>>46
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Way to bump a five year old thread!

Name: RedCream 2008-10-26 12:42

>>48
Look, assknob, only >>46 bumped it. I just followed on and gave my opinion on the bumping ... like YOU did.

Name: Bro 2008-10-26 14:09

Bro, disgusting, bro.

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