Name: Anonymous 2006-02-24 19:03
I don't know why I am sharing this but it is Friday so what the hell.
I have been dating this girl for about two months (no pics) and things are going well. I get to her place last night after dinner and jump in the shower. I start to take a piss in the shower like every guy does. My piss is stark yellow because I am dehydrated or something.
Mid piss I hear the curtain open and she starts to climb for a little surprise. I immediately pinch it off and start kissing her so she doesn't notice the yellow water in the tub by the drain. She starts playing with the old one eye and I am doing everything I can to not piss on her and her hand.
Because I have to piss so bad I can't get it up. I don't want to piss because it won't blend in with the shower water because the color. She ends up getting frustrated and gets out. As soon as she gets out I piss all over her shower.
I crawled into bed and we didn't say much. Now I don't know what the hell is going to happen. Thank goodness she didn't try giving me head in the shower.
I have been dating this girl for about two months (no pics) and things are going well. I get to her place last night after dinner and jump in the shower. I start to take a piss in the shower like every guy does. My piss is stark yellow because I am dehydrated or something.
Mid piss I hear the curtain open and she starts to climb for a little surprise. I immediately pinch it off and start kissing her so she doesn't notice the yellow water in the tub by the drain. She starts playing with the old one eye and I am doing everything I can to not piss on her and her hand.
Because I have to piss so bad I can't get it up. I don't want to piss because it won't blend in with the shower water because the color. She ends up getting frustrated and gets out. As soon as she gets out I piss all over her shower.
I crawled into bed and we didn't say much. Now I don't know what the hell is going to happen. Thank goodness she didn't try giving me head in the shower.