sweet, I fucked up on a girl's voicemail

I'd keep calling this girl to ask her out, but she would never be around to answer (even though she gave me her number first and is friendly as ever whenever I see her). so tonight I finally leave a message asking what's up, saying I don't really want to keep calling and come off as desperate or something...

...but I take too long and get cut off. so I panic and don't do anything and of course she never calls back. I felt like leaving a shorter message tomorrow, a self-deprecating thing like "hey did you get my message where I get cut off and humiliate myself? it's awesome. later." but right now I feel too shitty about it and will probably just wait till I see her in person again.

i just had to tell the internet.

You know, that self-deprecating message you suggested could actually help you out. She'd know you're interested in her in _that_ way (thus avoiding the "friend" zone), and she'll probably find it cute and funny. You have nothing to lose, if you never try, you'll never know.

But what do I know? I'm a 20 year old virgin who's never had a girlfriend in his life.

It took you that long to 'ask her what's up with not calling'? Most voicemail I know of has a pretty nice long time limit.
It shouldnt even take you 30 seconds;
"Hi, it's me. We haven't talked for a while, and I think we should. Bye."
And be done. If she doesn't respond within a few days, call again, and don't take fucking five minutes to leave a message. Just don't sound desperate.

She's just playing hard to get. However many times you have been calling each day, double it.

>>7
believe me I was ready to deliver a nice 25-second thing before I actually got to the message beep and got super nervous for some reason.

i'm sure it's over now anyway. i didn't call again, and she clearly avoided me when I saw her after the fact. either she completely misunderstood that I liked her _in that way_ and doesn't want a boyfriend, or... or I just suck. OR SHE SAW THIS THREAD

must be the last

only rape can save your relationship now. and not just one rape. Mutliple rape to completely break her spirits and bend her will to your own.

>>1
talk to her

>>12
And remember, you only have 30 seconds to explain it to her before she walks away and won't listen to you anymore.

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