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I beg...make lotus bannable

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-05 20:13

Let me explain.

1. I'm very drunk.
b. I think it's wrong.
5. Fuck off, then.

Look, I left /b/ in summer. IN SUMMER. I miss it so very, very much. But I cannot go back because the fucking lotus pics disturb me too much. They offend me on an inherent, animal level. They make me unable to fuck my girlfriend. I can't even jerk off to porn when I think of the lotus pics. They disgust me so horrnedously so. I'm not the only one--I've talked to people on /b/ about this, and many people find them inherently repulsive. So I beg 4chan to please, please, make lotus pics (either podboob, the cute asian chick with lotus holes in her limbs, or the even more disgusting lotus face) a bannable offence. I beg you as a human being--and I can only hope that your humanity inspire you to respond openly to my plea, which is surely met with many other like-minded people.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-05 20:24 (sage)

WRONG BOARD, GENIUS

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-05 20:26

Lick my balls.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-05 22:40 (sage)

gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 0:55

BTW, people haven't been posting lotus pod pics for a long time. Indeed, there are a bunch of people who don't even know what they are...

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 0:56

thanks for reminding me of this pic ONCE AGAIN

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 0:56 (sage)

shit i forgot to sage

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 4:46

>>1
i agree with you.
lotus pics are like the most disturbing things ever in existence. aside from big boobs.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 7:59

>>1,3,6-8

If you guys find the pictures to disturbing, you seriously need help. Go see a doctor NOW to cure this phobia, please, for the rest of us.

In the meantime, I am going to post lotusboob to /b/ every day, possibly along with torturecat, and whatever else I might have in my 299-file guro folder that shocks many users.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 9:11

>>9
I would appreciate more cat torture/ dead cat pics.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 11:09

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 15:18

And this is why I'm staying away from /b/. Instead of being interesting, funny, and occasionally witty, you have turned into vicious sadictive inhuman creeps hiding behind a computer screen. I miss the days when non-virgins hung out on /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 17:13

at first I was liek...'wtf are you talking about?'

now I wish you didn't describe it so well that I remember. those pictures are just fucking weird. I like sick shit sometimes...i enjoy my battle royales 1 and 2's...and my ichi the killer and tetsuo the iron man. hell, if i'm feeling randy, i may even fuck my anus with a knife just to see blood leak o' me BUTTOCK

but no

LOTUS is more disturbing than it is disgusting...it's like some crazy shit out of some nightmare that I can't get out of my head even as i type this

B/

ban LOTUS

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-09 17:01

LOL
It took me a few days to get the lotus boob outta my mind too

>>5
Same here, I didn't know it was so popular until one day I posted it on /b/ asking wtf is wrong with her.  Nah, don't ban it, unless it keeps getting posted over and over.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-09 17:43

>>11
It's just a natural reaction to caturday faggotry. Stop being a gaytard and it will stop, simple as that.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-09 23:40

caturday is awesome, it's furry friday's that are objectionable

anyhow, lotus boob is the only thing that freaks me out on a galactic level; everything else on /b, I don't mind, even the stuff on /d doesn't weird me out, but the lotus is fucking creepy

tl;dr dickgirls are fine by me

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-10 0:28

>>16
"lotus boob is the only thing that freaks me out on a galactic level"

truth

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-10 4:11

lotus penis ftw

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-10 9:28

>>16
Caturday AND Furry Friday are both forced memes nobody gives a shit about.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-10 22:02

Funny that lotus breast, arguably /b/'s most disturbing image, originated on 2chan. SUPERIOR

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-11 6:54

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-18 13:15

I don't understand why lotus boob disturbs people, it's just a chop

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-18 22:47

>>12
/b/ has been like this for a long time now :/
It used to be awesome, now it is just lame.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-19 2:51

I WILL NOT

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You\'re a nut! You\'re crazy in the coconut!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 21:28 ID:NddHCo59

Awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-29 16:01

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Name: Osama Bin waden 2013-03-15 10:23

Damn its been so long sincei saw these.

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