I beg...make lotus bannable

Let me explain.

1. I'm very drunk.
b. I think it's wrong.
5. Fuck off, then.

Look, I left /b/ in summer. IN SUMMER. I miss it so very, very much. But I cannot go back because the fucking lotus pics disturb me too much. They offend me on an inherent, animal level. They make me unable to fuck my girlfriend. I can't even jerk off to porn when I think of the lotus pics. They disgust me so horrnedously so. I'm not the only one--I've talked to people on /b/ about this, and many people find them inherently repulsive. So I beg 4chan to please, please, make lotus pics (either podboob, the cute asian chick with lotus holes in her limbs, or the even more disgusting lotus face) a bannable offence. I beg you as a human being--and I can only hope that your humanity inspire you to respond openly to my plea, which is surely met with many other like-minded people.

>>1,3,6-8

If you guys find the pictures to disturbing, you seriously need help. Go see a doctor NOW to cure this phobia, please, for the rest of us.

In the meantime, I am going to post lotusboob to /b/ every day, possibly along with torturecat, and whatever else I might have in my 299-file guro folder that shocks many users.