/lounge/ - The most embarassing moment of your life

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-01 3:09

I coughed and farted at the same time in a public place. Now what is your most embarassing moment?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-01 9:45

IT'S SO EMBARRASING I WILL NEVER TELL ANYBODY.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-31 23:01

pants ripped in public area

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-31 23:24

boner in the mens locker room.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-31 23:33

blew my load on a girls hair when i jerked off on the bus

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 0:35

on the internets. on new year's eve. and new year's day.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 4:48

When I started visiting 4chan on a daily basis.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 10:47

Having gay sex in the mens toilet for the first time. My ass has never felt such pain.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-02 14:24

fapping and got caught by my little sister (10 years old)

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-02 14:38

being bathed by large black men in a mental hospital.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 1:38

getting an enema from a nurse for non-sex related activities

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 10:51

>>9

hot

Name: Rape-Chan 2006-01-03 15:56

>>10

hot

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 20:40

>>11
hot

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 3:05

>>12
hot GET

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 12:33

In the end of PE (in the pool) when swimming lesson was over I thought I'd pull a nasty joke.
I went into the shower and well, showered away all chemicals.
When I was done I wrapped my towel around me and proceeded to walk back out to the others (still in the pool, most of them)through the door connecting the poolroom and the showers. I stood there, before all people who were still in the pool, and dropped the towel.
I was pretty certain they'd laugh by now and say something like " Oh Anonymous you rowdy little fellow! You totally had us there!"
I was told my penis was pretty small.
And that was the end of my comedy career.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 14:01

>>16
what was funny about it in the first place?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 16:23

Their faces of course.
Making 'dared' practical jokes was my thing back then.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 17:36

Shut up small penis-tan

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 4:51

>>16
i lol'd

>>9
what happend after??

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 4:56

having to give a speech that i hadn't prepared for in class. i cried...

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 5:20

I gave head to a monkey on national TV and the monkey was my mother and I fucked my sister in the ass

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 16:30

My asshole was raped by a dog on Japanese national television. My wife left me soon after with the kids and the house I had worked 10 years to pay the mortgage off and I have been humiliated by all my friends ever since, I don't retaliate for fear of having no one in my life.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 0:30

>>23
Is this true?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 1:14

>>24

Of course not shit head.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 1:15

>>23
wait lol, i think i've seen the pic on /b/, you mean a japanese game show amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 4:03 ID:Y0JPxwtc

Sounds great, post pics

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 20:20

I HATEe women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 22:51

i think my most embarrassing moment of my life was when i was in high school and i went to my locker and i started taking off my clothes so i could get changed for gym class and then i realized i wasn't in the gym locker room i was at my hall locker and i was taking off my clothes in the middle of the school hallway and it was very embarrassing so i put my clothes back on and pretended nothing happened.

i also had a candy cane in my mouth at the time but it has no real bearing on the story except to establish setting.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 19:30

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACvDoQvaGZU

Name: Sgt.Kabu랔kiman릡저 2012-05-26 6:55

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The most embarassing moment of your life

1 Name: Anonymous 2005-12-01 3:09

2 Name: Anonymous 2005-12-01 9:45

3 Name: Anonymous 2005-12-31 23:01

4 Name: Anonymous 2005-12-31 23:24

5 Name: Anonymous 2005-12-31 23:33

6 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 0:35

7 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 4:48

8 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 10:47

9 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-02 14:24

10 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-02 14:38

11 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 1:38

12 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 10:51

13 Name: Rape-Chan 2006-01-03 15:56

14 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 20:40

15 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 3:05

16 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 12:33

17 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 14:01

18 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 16:23

19 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 17:36

20 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 4:51

21 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 4:56

22 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 5:20

23 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 16:30

24 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 0:30

25 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 1:14

26 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 1:15

27 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 4:03 ID:Y0JPxwtc

28 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 20:20

29 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 22:51

30 Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 19:30

31 Name: Sgt.Kabu랔kiman릡저 2012-05-26 6:55