The most embarassing moment of your life

I coughed and farted at the same time in a public place. Now what is your most embarassing moment?

My asshole was raped by a dog on Japanese national television. My wife left me soon after with the kids and the house I had worked 10 years to pay the mortgage off and I have been humiliated by all my friends ever since, I don't retaliate for fear of having no one in my life.