Ever timed yourself?

I only did once, but I scored a swift 53 seconds.  Of course, I was trying for a fast time.  I figure that's not anything particular, though.  Anybody got anything better?  Or worse?  I think my longest time was about three hours.  The end hurt though, even if it was still pleasurable.

you are talking about masturbating right?

chaffing

>>2

You're under 12 years old, aren't you?

>>4
So is everyone else on 4chan. What's your point?

>>5
A COMMON MISCONCEPTION

>>4
he talked like all everyone did was masturbate around here

>>7
I'm typing this with one hand.

starting off on a hardon, first time: 21 seconds

second time: 3 minutes (of insanely-fast fapping)

third time and over is usually about 5 minutes+

GOD DAMN AM I SUCH A STUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good

i can make myself cum without masturbating.

>>11
u put it in his pooper????

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

>>11

Explain. In all gooey details.

This thread delivers

>>15
But there's no crazy bread!
I want hot gooey breadsticks!

fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACvDoQvaGZU

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