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Best Job Evar

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-01 10:08

You know what the best job ever would be? 

Special Education teacher. 

At this point, you're probably thinking I'm crazy, but hear me out.  You'll always have a story to tell.  A new story to tell.  You'll have fucking a hundred new stories to tell every day.  Fuck confidentiality, these retards will never be able to explain to their lawyer what's wrong.  And these will be great stories, too.  Nobody, and I mean nobody, is as creative as a retarted kid.  Granted, 90% of what they say is random crap, but that means the other 10% is actually useful.  Even the smartest comedians would have to think long and hard to come up with the random retard nugget, "Eat bird crush now!"

And you could never get fired for poor performance.  You'd have to beat and abuse the retards to get fired.  You'd never have to teach them anything.  They're retarded, nobody expects them to ever learn anything.  No matter how much your classroom gets messed up, you can always blame it on the reeree!

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-01 11:49

But what about the 'tard drool? D:

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-01 13:22

This thread is awesome and I agree with >>1

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-01 13:35

>>2
You make sure you have really good hygene, and a good immune system.  If you don't have the latter, you will after a few months of teaching reetees.  Grab a roll of paper towels, and for those boogers and fecees, have some of that no-water-needed soap.  It's worth it to see reetees in full action, and have stories to tell until you die.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-01 15:03

>>4 Alright. I think I know what i'm going to do for my forced 40 hours of community service so I can graduate high school. FUCK YOU ONTARIO.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-01 16:41

forester

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-12 6:40

>>4
Alright.  I think I know what i'm going to do for my forced 400 hours of community service so I can graduate high school.  FUCK YOU PRIVATE SCHOOLING.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-12 15:08

Name: Tenchi 2005-09-14 16:00

I hope that you all burn in hell!

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-15 18:28

>>7 I lol at you.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-15 23:23

>>8

What a trooper.

Name: HowiPoof 2005-09-28 9:29

>>1
My friend works at a school for special needs kids and he always has stories to tell.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-06 12:10

>>9

What's your problem?

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-08 11:34

I was a special education teacher for about 2 years. It was not a fun job at all. It's difficult to tend to the various needs of the students, it's hard to keep up patience when they require so much attention. Kids in the program also had a tendency to be very violent. There was a time where one of the students went off and hit another aid with a chair, she was hospitalized for a day or so. I don't recommend this job at all.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-09 15:59 (sage)

http://www.tard-blog.com/

welcome to years ago...

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-09 16:00 (sage)

Name: les aptt 2005-10-12 3:45

Teaching Assistant for ESL (English Second Language).
Did it during the '90s.  The instrutor handled the English part, and I handled the Computer part.  The best classes were "contract" classes, where some two year school in Japan sent a planeload over for six weeks of "immersion".  One year it was a girls school.  Classrooms full of 18-19 year olds and me freshly divorced.  :)

Name: CCFreak2K !mgsA1X/tJA 2005-10-14 20:18

I was in some special classes (known as RSP, something to do with the word Resource).

My major is Computer Service Technology, Network Concentration.  I was just in it because they have less homework.

Name: CCFreak2K !mgsA1X/tJA 2005-10-14 20:19

And by They I mean RSP.

Name: Tenchi 2005-10-18 15:23

>>13

Making fun of retarded kids is just sick. It's like raping Osaka!

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-27 9:53

>>20
Finding the humor in 'tard's aberent behaviour does not equate to making fun of them.  I do that in other forums.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-27 16:15

>>17

BIG AMERICAN PENIS

Name: crasher35 2005-10-31 7:15

>>17

What does ESL have to do with retards anyway?  Okay, so some of my fellow Puerto Ricans can act pretty retarded, but the aren't actually retarded (though I can understand the confusion).

If you were talkinga bout actually-handicapped 18-19 year-olds, that would be kind of nasty...

Blah, it's too early in the morning to be thinking about this...

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-31 8:22

>>22
So small.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-01 19:32

>>23
Even though that's probably not what >>17 was talking about, that's pretty nasty.

Name: les aptt 2005-11-02 4:59

>>25
>>17 here.  English Second Language (ESL).  Good job because everyone in the classrom WANTS to be there.  In the Ed Biz--it don't get better than that, and I met some downright amazing people.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 11:43

urrjyru

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 12:00

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 15:39

Does that mean retarded girlies won't tell on you? Because apparently no matter what you do, short of rape, if you get in trouble you can just move to a different state and have your record stay in the last one. "Passing the trash"

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-03 17:09

EVERA BABAAAAAY

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