At this point, you're probably thinking I'm crazy, but hear me out. You'll always have a story to tell. A new story to tell. You'll have fucking a hundred new stories to tell every day. Fuck confidentiality, these retards will never be able to explain to their lawyer what's wrong. And these will be great stories, too. Nobody, and I mean nobody, is as creative as a retarted kid. Granted, 90% of what they say is random crap, but that means the other 10% is actually useful. Even the smartest comedians would have to think long and hard to come up with the random retard nugget, "Eat bird crush now!"
And you could never get fired for poor performance. You'd have to beat and abuse the retards to get fired. You'd never have to teach them anything. They're retarded, nobody expects them to ever learn anything. No matter how much your classroom gets messed up, you can always blame it on the reeree!
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You make sure you have really good hygene, and a good immune system. If you don't have the latter, you will after a few months of teaching reetees. Grab a roll of paper towels, and for those boogers and fecees, have some of that no-water-needed soap. It's worth it to see reetees in full action, and have stories to tell until you die.
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Anonymous2005-09-01 15:03
>>4 Alright. I think I know what i'm going to do for my forced 40 hours of community service so I can graduate high school. FUCK YOU ONTARIO.
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Anonymous2005-09-01 16:41
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Anonymous2005-09-12 6:40
>>4
Alright. I think I know what i'm going to do for my forced 400 hours of community service so I can graduate high school. FUCK YOU PRIVATE SCHOOLING.
I was a special education teacher for about 2 years. It was not a fun job at all. It's difficult to tend to the various needs of the students, it's hard to keep up patience when they require so much attention. Kids in the program also had a tendency to be very violent. There was a time where one of the students went off and hit another aid with a chair, she was hospitalized for a day or so. I don't recommend this job at all.
Teaching Assistant for ESL (English Second Language).
Did it during the '90s. The instrutor handled the English part, and I handled the Computer part. The best classes were "contract" classes, where some two year school in Japan sent a planeload over for six weeks of "immersion". One year it was a girls school. Classrooms full of 18-19 year olds and me freshly divorced. :)
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CCFreak2K!mgsA1X/tJA2005-10-14 20:18
I was in some special classes (known as RSP, something to do with the word Resource).
My major is Computer Service Technology, Network Concentration. I was just in it because they have less homework.
What does ESL have to do with retards anyway? Okay, so some of my fellow Puerto Ricans can act pretty retarded, but the aren't actually retarded (though I can understand the confusion).
If you were talkinga bout actually-handicapped 18-19 year-olds, that would be kind of nasty...
Blah, it's too early in the morning to be thinking about this...
>>23
Even though that's probably not what >>17 was talking about, that's pretty nasty.
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les aptt2005-11-02 4:59
>>25 >>17 here. English Second Language (ESL). Good job because everyone in the classrom WANTS to be there. In the Ed Biz--it don't get better than that, and I met some downright amazing people.
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Anonymous2006-09-16 11:43
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Anonymous2006-09-16 12:00
JEWS
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Anonymous2006-09-16 15:39
Does that mean retarded girlies won't tell on you? Because apparently no matter what you do, short of rape, if you get in trouble you can just move to a different state and have your record stay in the last one. "Passing the trash"
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