Mine don't clean up, take out the trash, do the dishes, vacuum, or even bother to throw trash into the can three feet away (instead, candy wrappers, almost-empty beer bottles, and used cans of tuna just get pushed onto the floor). Then they get mad at me for asking them to take off their shoes when they come in (who vacuums up the crap they drag in? oh right, me!), burp after a meal, or open the windows to air out their stank from a few days of not bathing. The pinnacle was perhaps when they asked me to wash the dises because they didn't want to have to clean an individual dish every time they wanted to eat something. Their excuse? These are your dishes, not mine.
Name:
Anonymous2005-03-31 12:27
Then don't let them use the dishes fool.
Name:
Anonymous2005-03-31 15:06
My roommate's cool. He let's me fuck his girlfriend.
Name:
{BC}!nuoiqKGje.2005-04-04 8:20
I have two roomates. One of them is from Japan and the other is negro. The negro does nothing but sleep and hang out with his friends, out of the room. The Jap leaves the room on an average of 3 nites a week to go get drunk and have sex with a group or ugly Jap girls he's known for a month. I think after I learn the Japanese language from him, I'm going to stab him for being a filthy drunk promiscuous chink.
You can fuck my girlfriend. Other than Calc, that's the only thing that'll shut her up.
Name:
Anonymous2005-04-06 21:02
My roommate only annoys the hell out of me, with stupid questions. Also, he likes knocking on the bathroom door really loud thinking it's going to scare me or something, and he does this at least twice a day. The other time, he's either drunk or talking about getting drunk.
If you can get past that, though, he's not that bad a guy. Just a horrible roommate.
Name:
Anonymous2005-04-09 5:28
Three of them. Good people except--two of them have just discovered Bit-Torrent. One is downloading any and every porn video ever torrented. The other, every bit of music. All of it.
Suckin' up the bandwith.
One of them's gone for Three days now, and I'm just about ready to pull his fuckin' plug.
Name:
York2005-05-03 6:13
I (probably) have OCD so it doesn't get too bad. But I still bitch at roommates. On the whole they're cool to hang out with.
One is amusingly mysoginistic.
Name:
Anonymous2005-05-03 14:15
My roommate is named Clive. His brothers are named Wes and Roger. His parents are filthy hillbillies who keep their basement locked. Should I be worried?
Name:
Anonymous2007-04-27 22:17 ID:efGcKqvs
>>1
Well I am not an "Retard." You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes. This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling. I am still in the need of more help in that regards.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Name:
Anonymous2013-08-14 9:20
Nigger.
Name:
Anonymous2013-08-14 13:56
What's a dises?
Name:
Anonymous2013-08-14 13:59
They always eat mah bread. I need that bread for sammiches.