How are your roommates?

Mine don't clean up, take out the trash, do the dishes, vacuum, or even bother to throw trash into the can three feet away (instead, candy wrappers, almost-empty beer bottles, and used cans of tuna just get pushed onto the floor).  Then they get mad at me for asking them to take off their shoes when they come in (who vacuums up the crap they drag in?  oh right, me!), burp after a meal, or open the windows to air out their stank from a few days of not bathing.  The pinnacle was perhaps when they asked me to wash the dises because they didn't want to have to clean an individual dish every time they wanted to eat something.  Their excuse?  These are your dishes, not mine.

I have two roomates. One of them is from Japan and the other is negro. The negro does nothing but sleep and hang out with his friends, out of the room. The Jap leaves the room on an average of 3 nites a week to go get drunk and have sex with a group or ugly Jap girls he's known for a month. I think after I learn the Japanese language from him, I'm going to stab him for being a filthy drunk promiscuous chink.