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Caught Masturbating?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-16 15:20

How many times have your parents caught you masturbating? My mother has walked in on me twice... :(

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-12 12:31

81get

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-12 16:38

82GET

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-14 22:33

I've only been caught once... you know those huge multi-colored ink pens, where there are like - 20 different ink fills?  Well, it was a rather intriguing shape, so... yeah.  I waited until I *thought* everyone was asleep, and started doing my thing in my room... but, unfortunately, my bedroom is attached to the upstairs bathroom.  I hadn't noticed, but my little brother had gotten up for a midnight leak, and being young and naive, knocked on my door.  "Um... Raye, are you okay?  Are you sick?"

I'm much quieter now.  o_o;;

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-15 11:50

>>83

bump for girl masturbation

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-16 14:13


Who said it's a girl?

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-16 17:26

>>85

multi-colored ink pens (intriguing shape) + "I'm much quieter now." + use of o_o;; emoticon

you do the math

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-16 23:27

internet

you do the math

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-16 23:32

Just last week, I was stroking my meat to some hot gay porn, and left my door open. The way that my room is arranged is that you can see the bed when you walk by. I was just done cumming when my mom walked by. I turned over right when I saw her, and pretended to be using my computer (my computers right next to my bed), though I don't know if she saw anything.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-22 12:57

I never wank off, because in our family tradition one has to commit sepuku if being caught. I miss my brother and father.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-24 5:05

i think my mom found my wank rag- a pair of boxers that i've jizzed on at least 20 times.  it's kinda rock solid now.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-25 23:26

>>86
Anonymous is right.  XD;;

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-25 23:33

>>86
Anonymous is right.  XD;;

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-26 19:17

This one time I was beating my meat to some hot interporn and my mom came home - I could see her car pull in through the window. Normally I would stop before she came in, but I was so close that I said "Fuck it" and kept going. It was a fap race against the clock and I won with less than a second to spare as she walked in the door.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-30 20:38

>>86
BOY DO I FEEL GAY NOW LOL

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 2:27

You all fail at wanking secrecy. Just wear a long shirt to hide the goods and have multiple wank rags so one doesn't get solid.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-18 15:29

>>27

If I were your mom, I would have had your dad beat the living shit out of you.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-23 6:05

man... i am so glad i don't masturbate, these comments are funny to read, but sucks for you though!

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-23 7:39

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Name: Anonymous 2005-10-24 16:09

there was this kid "bisher".  i think i spelled it wrong, he was indian, so someone reading might have a better idea of how to spell his name.  anyways, in bronx science, he got caught jerking it in the computer lab (in the library).

getting caught with your dick in your hands sux0rz.  only n00bs get caught!  lol.  well sorry.  but i'm sure it happens more often than people let on.  so no big.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-25 11:22

100GET

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-28 10:17

101get

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-07 4:59

i knew this kid that got caught by his aunt masturbating and she put a chastity belt on him for like two weeks and it hurt him so much every morning when he tried to get a boner

fucking conservatives

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-07 18:51

>>102
That's not conservative, that's puritan

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-08 8:28

>>103
Either that or fundamentalist. Hard to tell these days.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-13 3:28

>>104
Or possibly just CRAZY!?

I just sorta stopped. Maybe once a month, sure. Isn't it a shitty Green Day song that says "...and masturbation's lost its fun" ?
Yeaaaaah.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-13 8:03

My friend (who is female) caught her dad masturbating a while back.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-13 18:29

>>90
lol my wank-rag was once a white pillow case bleached it was now its yellow!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-13 22:07 (sage)

*sigh* That Green Day song is right, masturbation has lost its fun.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-18 3:17

Green Day is emo and, you're a fag for haveing it.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-18 5:57

>>109
i agree!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-18 8:27

>>109
Green Day... is emo?! NO! DAMNIT! Those emofags have claimed one of the few bands I actually like... this is unbelievable. This is bullshit.

Fetch me a blowtorch, I'll give those fuckers something to cry about.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-24 0:08

112GET

I'm too elite to get caught.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-24 10:45

never. and i milked the lizzard thousands of times growing up. my ex wife caught me. turned out ok as i let her finish the work.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-24 10:47

I rofled at this thread haha

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-24 11:38

I am wanking

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-24 18:22

im in ur sink
touching my harbl

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-24 21:58

you touch my tralala

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-25 22:48

oo

my ding ding dong

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-25 23:59

Anal masturbation :D

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 9:21

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