How many times have your parents caught you masturbating? My mother has walked in on me twice... :(
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Anonymous2005-06-12 12:31
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Anonymous2005-06-12 16:38
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Anonymous2005-06-14 22:33
I've only been caught once... you know those huge multi-colored ink pens, where there are like - 20 different ink fills? Well, it was a rather intriguing shape, so... yeah. I waited until I *thought* everyone was asleep, and started doing my thing in my room... but, unfortunately, my bedroom is attached to the upstairs bathroom. I hadn't noticed, but my little brother had gotten up for a midnight leak, and being young and naive, knocked on my door. "Um... Raye, are you okay? Are you sick?"
multi-colored ink pens (intriguing shape) + "I'm much quieter now." + use of o_o;; emoticon
you do the math
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Anonymous2005-06-16 23:27
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you do the math
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Anonymous2005-06-16 23:32
Just last week, I was stroking my meat to some hot gay porn, and left my door open. The way that my room is arranged is that you can see the bed when you walk by. I was just done cumming when my mom walked by. I turned over right when I saw her, and pretended to be using my computer (my computers right next to my bed), though I don't know if she saw anything.
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Anonymous2005-06-22 12:57
I never wank off, because in our family tradition one has to commit sepuku if being caught. I miss my brother and father.
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Anonymous2005-06-24 5:05
i think my mom found my wank rag- a pair of boxers that i've jizzed on at least 20 times. it's kinda rock solid now.
This one time I was beating my meat to some hot interporn and my mom came home - I could see her car pull in through the window. Normally I would stop before she came in, but I was so close that I said "Fuck it" and kept going. It was a fap race against the clock and I won with less than a second to spare as she walked in the door.
there was this kid "bisher". i think i spelled it wrong, he was indian, so someone reading might have a better idea of how to spell his name. anyways, in bronx science, he got caught jerking it in the computer lab (in the library).
getting caught with your dick in your hands sux0rz. only n00bs get caught! lol. well sorry. but i'm sure it happens more often than people let on. so no big.
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Anonymous2005-10-25 11:22
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Anonymous2005-10-28 10:17
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Anonymous2005-11-07 4:59
i knew this kid that got caught by his aunt masturbating and she put a chastity belt on him for like two weeks and it hurt him so much every morning when he tried to get a boner