Caught Masturbating?

How many times have your parents caught you masturbating? My mother has walked in on me twice... :(

I've only been caught once... you know those huge multi-colored ink pens, where there are like - 20 different ink fills?  Well, it was a rather intriguing shape, so... yeah.  I waited until I *thought* everyone was asleep, and started doing my thing in my room... but, unfortunately, my bedroom is attached to the upstairs bathroom.  I hadn't noticed, but my little brother had gotten up for a midnight leak, and being young and naive, knocked on my door.  "Um... Raye, are you okay?  Are you sick?"

I'm much quieter now.  o_o;;