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Wow, another [male] person who has a homemade dildo. My method is making a basic shape with various plastic stuff (as a frame) and then wrapping it with duct tape until it gets to the right shape. I use balloons to cover it each time I use it (which I throw away) to keep it clean and a bit more comfortable. It's ghetto as hell, but hey, it works well enough.
P.S. - Was it gay porn that she walked in on you watching?