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One day a couple of years ago I could go home from school early (around noon) because of some cancelled class. So I got home, pulled out some lubricant, homemade dildos, a porno and some plastic to put on the floor (so It didn't get stains or whatever). Just when I had started doing my stuff my mom came home! She had apparently decided to come home and do some things during her lunch hours. I was so startled that i ran to the front door (i was naked) holding the piece of black garbage bag to cover myself. She said "hello, have you just gotten out of bed?", "uh, yes" I replied. She was acting like nothing had happened (in the living room where i was doing the stuff, the porno was still playing i think). I Panicked and in an attempt to hide my 'equipment' just shoved it all under the sofa, turned the VCR off and took my clothes on again all while shaking like shit out of nervousness (this was done while she was unloading the groceries in the kitchen, the kitchen was directly connected to the living room). Then I went to my room and stayed there until she left for work again. After she left I cleaned up whatever i shoved under the sofa and took my porno back.
A couple of days later she said "You forgot the tape you where watching in the VCR...". "No, I took it, the one in the VCR is some other videotape." I replied. That's all we have talked about this incident and I sure hope she'll never mention it again. O_o