Not as bad as if you're watching something, and your mum/flatemate comes in ^^;;;;;;;;, and you can still hear it (you instinctively minimise it) and its like.. 'sooo...'
>_> <_<..
(It happened 3 hours ago T_____T)
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Anonymous2006-01-12 8:43
>>161
Who cares if it's your flatmate?! Your mom however might be a little awkward
>>164
And she has probably sucked many cocks in her time. Invite her the next time!
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Anonymous2006-01-13 21:08
>>164
That's even better. Perhaps you can use it as an excuse to have surprise secks with her.
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Anonymous2007-09-06 4:23 ID:hVgoEO9n
fail
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Anonymous2007-09-06 8:04 ID:7C1CA4ge
Never been caught fapping. My mum almost walked in on me mastibating to some BangBros but I quickly turned the PC off. I swear to god I'd fucking die of embarassment, lul.
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Anonymous2007-09-06 9:34 ID:9DLhKQDG
>>168
That's nothing. If she caught you beating the meat to "End of Evangelion", now that would be priceless.
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Anonymous2007-09-06 10:21 ID:hVgoEO9n
I've never masturbated, when i started getting horny i just started banging chicks. wtf were you all thinking?
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Anonymous2009-05-31 21:50
Never got caught masturbating but my mum walked in on me getting blown once
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Anonymous2011-05-02 21:51
I've fap'd a lot, never been caught. I live with a little brother and a father, just gotta make sure that my father's on his laptop (He never comes up around the times that I fap) and that my bro's playing on the PS3. Both downstairs, both out of the way.
Pro-tip: Delete any history of porn, and go to a bunch of sites afterwords. In you leave the window open on Google, someone might click that magical back button and have solid (Lol... solid) evidence that you fap'd. Now you're a fap ninja. One moment? Soft dick. Next? Sticky shorts.