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Caught Masturbating?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-16 15:20

How many times have your parents caught you masturbating? My mother has walked in on me twice... :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-12 7:57

>>160
Haha, awesomely great.

Not as bad as if you're watching something, and your mum/flatemate comes in ^^;;;;;;;;, and you can still hear it (you instinctively minimise it) and its like.. 'sooo...'

>_> <_<..

(It happened 3 hours ago T_____T)

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-12 8:43

>>161
Who cares if it's your flatmate?! Your mom however might be a little awkward

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-12 23:36 (sage)

>>160
You, sir, are a furry!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 7:28

>>162
Ehm.. Flatemate is of... opposite sex o_o ?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 8:29

>>164
And she has probably sucked many cocks in her time. Invite her the next time!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 21:08

>>164
That's even better. Perhaps you can use it as an excuse to have surprise secks with her.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 4:23 ID:hVgoEO9n

fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 8:04 ID:7C1CA4ge

Never been caught fapping. My mum almost walked in on me mastibating to some BangBros but I quickly turned the PC off. I swear to god I'd fucking die of embarassment, lul.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 9:34 ID:9DLhKQDG

>>168
That's nothing. If she caught you beating the meat to "End of Evangelion", now that would be priceless.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 10:21 ID:hVgoEO9n

I've never masturbated, when i started getting horny i just started banging chicks. wtf were you all thinking?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 21:50

Never got caught masturbating but my mum walked in on me getting blown once

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 21:51

I've fap'd a lot, never been caught. I live with a little brother and a father, just gotta make sure that my father's on his laptop (He never comes up around the times that I fap) and that my bro's playing on the PS3. Both downstairs, both out of the way.


Pro-tip: Delete any history of porn, and go to a bunch of sites afterwords. In you leave the window open on Google, someone might click that magical back button and have solid (Lol... solid) evidence that you fap'd. Now you're a fap ninja. One moment? Soft dick. Next? Sticky shorts.

Name: Sgt.Kabu�᏿kiman塾짦 2012-05-25 12:29

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 20:11

I got caught by my dog once, I just had sex with it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-11 1:19

I walked in on my owner once, and he had sex with me

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 0:40

walked in on a hot girl in my college residence, got nothing out of it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 4:20

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-12-12 10:42

>>177
Fuck off, Damian Koh. Dogfucker extraordinaire.

Name: >8( 2012-12-12 13:46

i got caught Masturbating jacking my junk to gay porn again....... :(

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