Caught Masturbating?

How many times have your parents caught you masturbating? My mother has walked in on me twice... :(

One day I was jacking and forgot to lock the door, of course my mother decided she had to ask me something and didn't bother knocking. I was so shocked and blurted out the first thing that came to mind......"I love you". Akward to say the least.

Another thing kinda similar involved an inflatable doll. Well, a buddy had gotten me an inflatable sheep as a gag gift from vegas. I eventually got curious about how an inflatabe toy would feel, so I figured it's all the same. Broke it out, fucked the shit out of it.....then needed to clean it. Well, I took it to the tub and washed it out and decided to let it dry for a bit while no one was home. Well....I went to bed and forgot all about it and woke up later to a house full of family members. Who knows if anyone had gone into the bathroom and seen an infaltable sheep being dried.....I assume they did.