How many times have your parents caught you masturbating? My mother has walked in on me twice... :(
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Anonymous2005-11-27 10:43
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rawr2005-11-28 18:23
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&&& <B>LoSeR</B>
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ooo.soo.kewlioo2005-11-28 18:29
wow you people are sick
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Anonymous2005-11-28 22:29
I've never been caught.
LOCKS ARE GOOD
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Anonymous2005-11-28 22:56
...so how's the closet?
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Anonymous2005-11-29 11:09
I think I've been caught by my mom twice or thrice, but she hasn't said anything about it.
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Anonymous2005-11-29 13:22
I don't have a lock on my door and yet I've still never been caught. I can usually tell when my Mom's gonna come here when I hear her footsteps, so a quick ALT+F4 + me pulling my pants back up and all she sees is me staring at my desktop for no reason.
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Anonymous2005-11-29 15:25
I do what >>127 does, but even so, I've been caught half a dozen times. I just pretend nothing happens and nothing happened afterwards.
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Anonymous2005-12-02 11:10
>>91 >>92
Dumb girl Anonymous is doubleposting. XD;;
...fag
>>97
Lol what? Stop lying, this is the internet and you're Anonymous for fuck's sake. There's no reason to say "hehe guys I don't masturbate lol!" because that is bullshit. (unless you are 12 or something)
>>1
So yeah, I've been caught a few times, it doesn't really matter, I talk with my mom about almost everything so I usually just say, "get out, I'm fapping", and she replies with "oops" and walks away. Nice relationship, I guess.
ps: Candle bases are good dildos, if you break off the top so that it isn't too long and use the rounded base it works a lot like a penis, not to mention if you just break the top off and pull the wax off there is still a string on for easy usage.
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Anonymous2005-12-02 21:16
>>1
I -think- that I've been caught masturbating. Basically, either my mom politely pretended that it didn't happen, or she somehow walked through the room and didn't notice.
Incidentally, pretending you didn't notice is, in my experience, the best answer when I've caught others.
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Anonymous2005-12-03 11:16
>>129 EMO FAG EMO FAG EMO FAG
ATTENTION WHORE ATTENTION WHORE ATTENTION WHORE
See? I can be an annoying fucktard, too!
>>132
What the hell do you think 75% of replies on 4chan consist of? If you're telling me to quit trolling, you're telling everyone to stop trolling, and if you're telling everyone to stop trolling, you're telling 4chan-- nay, the internet as a whole-- to roll over and die. Do you really want that?
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Anonymous2005-12-06 0:09
>>139
No, everyone else was being serious. You're not even being funny or insulting in any way; this is pseudo-trolling now. Gtfo noob.
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Anonymous2005-12-08 22:10
my therapist told me to masturbate o_O
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Anonymous2005-12-09 9:43
>>141
And he/she's right. It feels great, and has very positive health effects. Make no mistake, those who say you shouldn't are faggot puritans who can't bear to think somebody is having a good time.
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Anonymous2005-12-10 13:10
Got caught havin sex... never masturbating though...
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Anonymous2005-12-12 22:28
been caught masturbating over someone else having sex, stupid wardrobe kept creaking
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Anonymous2005-12-18 23:45
My little sister caught me masturbating in her bed, wearing her pyjamas.
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Anonymous2005-12-19 3:19
>>50
ZOMG I USED THE SAME EXACT PREV. CHANNEL METHOD! Except nobody ever walked in, so my hard work went to waste...
One day I was jacking and forgot to lock the door, of course my mother decided she had to ask me something and didn't bother knocking. I was so shocked and blurted out the first thing that came to mind......"I love you". Akward to say the least.
Another thing kinda similar involved an inflatable doll. Well, a buddy had gotten me an inflatable sheep as a gag gift from vegas. I eventually got curious about how an inflatabe toy would feel, so I figured it's all the same. Broke it out, fucked the shit out of it.....then needed to clean it. Well, I took it to the tub and washed it out and decided to let it dry for a bit while no one was home. Well....I went to bed and forgot all about it and woke up later to a house full of family members. Who knows if anyone had gone into the bathroom and seen an infaltable sheep being dried.....I assume they did.