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Caught Masturbating?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-16 15:20

How many times have your parents caught you masturbating? My mother has walked in on me twice... :(

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 10:43

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Name: rawr 2005-11-28 18:23

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Name: ooo.soo.kewlioo 2005-11-28 18:29

wow you people are sick

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 22:29

I've never been caught.

LOCKS ARE GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 22:56

...so how's the closet?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-29 11:09

I think I've been caught by my mom twice or thrice, but she hasn't said anything about it.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-29 13:22

I don't have a lock on my door and yet I've still never been caught.  I can usually tell when my Mom's gonna come here when I hear her footsteps, so a quick ALT+F4 + me pulling my pants back up and all she sees is me staring at my desktop for no reason.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-29 15:25

I do what >>127 does, but even so, I've been caught half a dozen times. I just pretend nothing happens and nothing happened afterwards.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-02 11:10

>>91
>>92
Dumb girl Anonymous is doubleposting. XD;;
...fag

>>97
Lol what? Stop lying, this is the internet and you're Anonymous for fuck's sake. There's no reason to say "hehe guys I don't masturbate lol!" because that is bullshit. (unless you are 12 or something)

>>111
EMO FAG EMO FAG EMO FAG

>>123
Huh?

>>1
So yeah, I've been caught a few times, it doesn't really matter, I talk with my mom about almost everything so I usually just say, "get out, I'm fapping", and she replies with "oops" and walks away. Nice relationship, I guess.

ps: Candle bases are good dildos, if you break off the top so that it isn't too long and use the rounded base it works a lot like a penis, not to mention if you just break the top off and pull the wax off there is still a string on for easy usage.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-02 21:16

>>1
I -think- that I've been caught masturbating.  Basically, either my mom politely pretended that it didn't happen, or she somehow walked through the room and didn't notice.

Incidentally, pretending you didn't notice is, in my experience, the best answer when I've caught others.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-03 11:16

>>129
EMO FAG EMO FAG EMO FAG
ATTENTION WHORE ATTENTION WHORE ATTENTION WHORE
See? I can be an annoying fucktard, too!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-03 11:39

>>131
Stop trolling

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-03 21:52

133GET

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 0:10

My sister caught me. I tried to put it away and she said "don't waste that boner". Then she gave me a fantastic blowjob.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 0:32

>>134
age.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 5:16

>>134
i forgot to add that my sister is 11 years old

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 6:29

>>136

Who is in a wheelchair

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 7:47

kinky! where do you live?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 13:20

>>132
What the hell do you think 75% of replies on 4chan consist of? If you're telling me to quit trolling, you're telling everyone to stop trolling, and if you're telling everyone to stop trolling, you're telling 4chan-- nay, the internet as a whole-- to roll over and die. Do you really want that?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 0:09

>>139
No, everyone else was being serious. You're not even being funny or insulting in any way; this is pseudo-trolling now. Gtfo noob.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-08 22:10

my therapist told me to masturbate o_O

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-09 9:43

>>141
And he/she's right. It feels great, and has very positive health effects. Make no mistake, those who say you shouldn't are faggot puritans who can't bear to think somebody is having a good time.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-10 13:10

Got caught havin sex... never masturbating though...

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-12 22:28

been caught masturbating over someone else having sex, stupid wardrobe kept creaking

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-18 23:45

My little sister caught me masturbating in her bed, wearing her pyjamas.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-19 3:19

>>50
ZOMG I USED THE SAME EXACT PREV. CHANNEL METHOD! Except nobody ever walked in, so my hard work went to waste...

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-19 8:38

>>145
OH EXPLOITABLE

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-28 22:46

Rapmaster AGE in da hizzouse

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-29 14:52

got caught by my grandmother... she was silent as a fucking ninja

then again, the door was wide open.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-29 21:50

>>149

pix

Name: Ripply 2005-12-29 22:44

by a men's clothing store manager in San Fransisco. He started wanking too, and asked my what my zodiac sign was.

Name: jack 2005-12-30 4:13

my girlfriend was jacking me off in the car in a park when the cops showed up. This happened in Mexico so I gave them 5 bucks and left us alone.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 21:15

>>152

Dissecting the grammar--your girlfriend gave the cops 5 bucks and left you alone--she paid for the cops to rape you?  Sweet.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 17:47

I caught someone masturbating on the bus today.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 19:16

>>154

Did you swallow?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 19:16

>>154

You should have caused a scene.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-06 19:51

...I really gotta ask.
Whats the fucking point?

Name: i am gay !yJIpDFMs7g 2006-01-11 10:45

You Fags

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-11 16:15

>>158
moot?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-12 5:13

One day I was jacking and forgot to lock the door, of course my mother decided she had to ask me something and didn't bother knocking. I was so shocked and blurted out the first thing that came to mind......"I love you". Akward to say the least.

Another thing kinda similar involved an inflatable doll. Well, a buddy had gotten me an inflatable sheep as a gag gift from vegas. I eventually got curious about how an inflatabe toy would feel, so I figured it's all the same. Broke it out, fucked the shit out of it.....then needed to clean it. Well, I took it to the tub and washed it out and decided to let it dry for a bit while no one was home. Well....I went to bed and forgot all about it and woke up later to a house full of family members. Who knows if anyone had gone into the bathroom and seen an infaltable sheep being dried.....I assume they did.

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