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Caught Masturbating?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-16 15:20

How many times have your parents caught you masturbating? My mother has walked in on me twice... :(

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-02 11:10

>>91
>>92
Dumb girl Anonymous is doubleposting. XD;;
...fag

>>97
Lol what? Stop lying, this is the internet and you're Anonymous for fuck's sake. There's no reason to say "hehe guys I don't masturbate lol!" because that is bullshit. (unless you are 12 or something)

>>111
EMO FAG EMO FAG EMO FAG

>>123
Huh?

>>1
So yeah, I've been caught a few times, it doesn't really matter, I talk with my mom about almost everything so I usually just say, "get out, I'm fapping", and she replies with "oops" and walks away. Nice relationship, I guess.

ps: Candle bases are good dildos, if you break off the top so that it isn't too long and use the rounded base it works a lot like a penis, not to mention if you just break the top off and pull the wax off there is still a string on for easy usage.

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