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Learning a language to get laid

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-04 5:29

Can it really work? I'm not talking about learning japanese to get a waifu but what about spanish to get a latina or something?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-04 8:05

If the girls from your own country wont have you what makes you think a `latina' would ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-04 9:26

I don't think it's a strong enough motive. You'll likely find some other way of getting girls and give up before you learn much.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-04 11:59

It can't hurt. But there are blaring prerequisites that, if not met, could stopper your progress.

1) You need to be attractive already
2) Your language skill needs to be good to fluent
3) Your accents, tones, and delivery need to sound like a native speaker, and a suave native speaker
4) You need to be attractive already

Some girls will find your ability to sound like a native speaker (while not being one) extremely attractive, but only if you are. If you have no confidence, weigh 80 pounds, and look like you got hit by a bus, you're chances of picking up women in any language fall off a cliff (unless you're fucking loaded).

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-04 15:51

...if all you want to do is get laid, investing years in learning a language seems kind of roundabout. Go to the gym, buy new clothes, take a shower, and or just get them drunk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-04 16:49

>>4
>>Your accents, tones, and delivery need to sound like a native speaker, and a suave native speaker

Not necessarily. Some women seem to find some foreign accents attractive. Of course, if your accent is especially thick and broken sounding, that would probably be very unattractive.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-04 18:32

>>6
I guess it depends on the situation and the language. French and Spanish accents are sometimes considered "sexy" in English but English accents in Chinese and Japanese are considered awkward and typical of someone who has trouble with the language.

Name: Bob 2011-08-05 13:42

Esperanto is easy because it's a constructed language,
and it will get you attention from hipster chicks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-05 16:56

>>8
A. Who the fuck wants a hipster chick
B. Who the fuck wants to learn a constructed language

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-05 18:21

>>9
QFT

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-17 14:56

Learn spanish and go to a third world country. They will treat you like god. assuming you're white and from the developed world

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 23:16

It's true bro. Any American (considering you're quite white and being blonde helps a shit load) they will love you!

Name: Frenchguy 2011-12-22 19:29

French is THE language
"voulez-vous coucher avec moi ?"
"je t'aime "
"vous habitez chez vos parents ?"

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 21:22

>>7
Well, that's entirely subjective. In my opinion, Japaneae people speaking English sounds amazing.

Granted there are a few exceptions however.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 22:36

People might find you more attractive in one country than another due to a difference in standards, which would mean it may be worth a shot. I'd suggest looking into said standards to see if you meet them better than the standards of where you're from, and see how that works out.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 0:59

learn Kazakh. Bitches love Kazakh

Ah ah ah atyem salem qalemqas!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 19:33

Learn Spanish and go to Madrid. They love white guys (they probably think we'll get them a green card).

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 18:07

>>16
kazax soldughundan eminsingiz?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 8:06

>>18
what? man i have no idea about kazakh language i was just giving it shit for being unsexy and tokezhan

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 8:09


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