What languages to "kinda" learn?

In your opinion, what would be a good spread of ~5 languages to have a smattering of knowledge in, and why?

A "smattering" meaning basic literacy and some simple conversational ability.

This is all just opinion, of course. We all lead different lives and have different reasons for learning.

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It's not a matter of where you shit; that's behavioral and can be taught or untaught to anybody. White people are just fugly looking and there isn't much they can do about it.

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>>16
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