What languages to "kinda" learn?

In your opinion, what would be a good spread of ~5 languages to have a smattering of knowledge in, and why?

A "smattering" meaning basic literacy and some simple conversational ability.

This is all just opinion, of course. We all lead different lives and have different reasons for learning.

>>12
this is how I'm choosing from now on

>>10
then I'd get to speak to 1 million people....no

>>9
nope
we don't shit in the street and live in huts