Japanese spoken in Russian accent

I was wondering if anyone speaks Japanese with a Russian accent.

How does it sound?

Does anyone have any audio/video links?

I can produce it if you like.

Generally, it merges all unstressed "a" and "o" sounds into something middle, although they still are a little distinct from each other. Same goes for unstressed "e" and "i". Nasal "ng" is not present, and ん at end of words is always clear. Syllables like きょ, にゃ, りゅ etc are pronounced somehow... um... contracted? I mean, average Japanese person would pronounce きょ as soft "k" + "yo", while Russian would say just soft "k" + "o".

>>2

If you could produce it that would be super awesome!

>>4
The only thing is that I don't have any hardware to record this... I tried to describe it in >>3.

http://blogfile.paran.com/BLOG_653460/200801/1199628688_Kuraki_Mai_oricon_style_2007-12.21_img02.jpg