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Can anyone understand 2ch threads?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 7:08

there are so many difficult and complex words, for those who can read 2ch threads how long have you studied japanese.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 7:29

wat

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 12:13

>>1
Can't understand them yet, unless it's one-word posts or such.

I've studied for about 6 years, I can read a page of manga in a week or so.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 12:21

>>3
Holy shit, six years and it takes you that long? Have you totally skipped kanji?
I've been studying for about a year, and I can read most manga with relative ease (still need a kanji dictionary handy) and about every one in five 2ch threads.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 12:52

>>4
Studied might be the wrong word for what I have done ;)

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 12:55 (sage)

>>5
Yeah, I've been masturbating to Japanese porn for like 6 years too and I still don't understand a whole lot

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 15:35 (sage)

>>1-5 nerds

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 19:20 (sage)

>>6-7

t0tal pwn4ge

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 19:24

I learned how to say "Suck my penis," from a 2chan troll.  No joke.  Reading the forums is like taking a few pages of posts from /b/tards and assorted noobies and jamming them through babelfish.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 3:51

HALP WHAT DOES THIS SAY 4CHAN

えー、はい、いきなり吐血から始まった本日のHoH、司会はワタクシ、駄目人間オブ駄目人間ズ、奥戸部がお送り致します。というのも本日は・・・大変悲しいお報せがございまして。ワタクシ、皆様に対し懺悔をしなければなりません。昨日ご紹介させて頂きましたレッツノート組み立て教室の件なのでございますが、ななな何と!これ、実は去年の記事でした!ギャッボォォォォ!ホントすいませんマジでごめんなさいアンテナ埋没どころかアンテナタイムスリップって感じィィィ!?ああああああああこれ見てよーしボク応募して今年の夏休みはレッツノート作っちゃうぞー楽しみだなーとか期待に胸膨らませた小中高校生がもしいたらどうしよォォォ!?僕は!どう!償えば!いいんだッ!?あああああああああ良心の呵責で死ぬ!という訳で今年もやってくれませんかねーパナソニック。あ、今年ももしやるんだったら今度は成人しててもアリの方向でお願いします。そしたらマジで行くから。お昼食べに。

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 11:19

More like watched at the Japanese grammer book for six years? Been learning Japanese for 8 months, and it takes me 20-90minutes to read a manga. Depends of the manga, how much text there is, how hard the lanuguage etc.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 5:20

>>11
Yeah, like "Junko loves cocks. She loves masturbating, too. One day, she found her son under the shower, masturbating. She took his PENIS and..."

Not so hard.

Name: hunj 2006-05-08 18:24

You would focus on rubbing *it* with your hand and just reading the picture

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 9:43

I learned to read kanas fast using this web, at least when you read you are one step closer

http://www.strombergman.com/nihongo_flashcards

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 20:50

「ねえお母さん、ここってどうなってるの?」
娘が小学校で性器について習ってきたらしい。

よし、と私は決心した。
百聞は一見にしかず、娘を私の前に座らせ、私の性器を見せて説明することにした。

「これが大陰唇、麻衣ちゃんのはまだお母さんみたいに性毛が生えてないかもしれないけど、あと何年かしたら生えてくるかな。
生え始める時期も性毛の濃さも人によって違うけど、決して恥ずかしいことではないの。
その内側にあるこれが小陰唇、ここも人によって色も形もバラバラなの。
色が濃いとか、形が変だとかで、自分のはおかしいんじゃないかって悩む人も多いけど、全然おかしなことじゃないのよ。
この小陰唇の上のほうにあるこのぽちっとしたのがクリトリス。ここも人によって違うの。
大きい人も小さい人もいるし、お母さんみたいに普段この陰核包皮っていう皮に隠れてる人もいれば、いつも包皮から出てる人もいるの。
じゃ次は小陰唇を開いてみよう。ここには穴が二つあるの。
この上の小さな穴が尿道口っていって、おしっこの出るところ。
下のこの穴が膣口っていって、ヴァギナの入口なの。赤ちゃんはここから生まれてくるの。麻衣ちゃんもここから出てきたのよ。
ここに男の人のペニスを入れて、ペニスから出てくる精子と、ここのずっと奥にある卵子が一緒になって、赤ちゃんができるの。」

その時、私の体にある変化が現れた。
「あ、何か白いものが出てきた」
多くの大人はこういう時ごまかしてしまうかもしれないが、私はむしろこれをチャンスだと思い、自分の生理現象を包み隠さず説明した。
「これは膣分泌液っていって、気持ちよくなるとヴァギナの壁から出てくるの。
これはペニスをスムーズに受け入れられるようにするために、とっても大事なものなの。」
娘は初めて見る女性の体の部分に興味津々で、その後も次から次へと質疑応答が続いた。

大人たちの中には、私の行動に眉を潜める人もいるかもしれない。
けれども性をタブー視したり、ごまかしたりすることは、結局子どもが間違った性の情報に翻弄されることに繋がるのだ。
正しい性の知識を身につけさせることは、子どもを守ることにもなるのだ。

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 5:13

キモ

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 5:45

>>1
kanji i sometime have trouble with.
also some slang, and memes because i dont follow them.
meh i only go when 4chan is down lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 6:44

です

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 10:34

Trying to learn japanese on a fucking internet forum is futile. You will just be wasting time trying to make sense of jap net slang.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 13:20

I've been watching anime for years and I can uderstand any raw. I think I'll become a fansubber.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-24 2:50

>>6
I know what you mean, it's totally fucked, isn't it?

I should have a fucking doctoral degree in ancient Japanese colloquialisms, considering how long I've spent studying the language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-24 6:25

Wtf, sounds like some people haven't heard of Rikaichan. Which is ridiculous, because before Rikaichan and imitators, gaijins couldn't surf the Japanese internet

http://www.polarcloud.com/rikaichan/

Beyond that, you need a guide to Japanese net lingo (ネット用語), go Google it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-24 10:10

EVERYONE---LOOK!!
2 Channel - English Navigator
http://services.4-ch.net/2chportal/

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-24 19:27

2ch isn't filled with complex words, it's just filled with slang

Like to be a nintendo lover, it's ninsho or something (I forget) which if you read would be like pregnant so it doesn't make sense. The anime Bleach was shortened to buri cause they're lazy, then someone turned it into a kanji which makes it a fish. that fish hook kanji, Otsu is short for otsukaresama, don't forget when it comes to katakana, Japanese shorten multiple english words a lot to 2 syllables per word

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-27 2:49

>>24

You mean like how "what's up" became "sup", and now people say "soup /b/" and today I saw "chicken soup /b/"?  Soon it'll be just chicken.  And also there's "sauce" and a rapidly-evolving set of acronyms.

And suppose an ESL speaker masters that, and then has to traverse the old alt.religion.kibology archives.  Totally different slang, and totally different acronyms; all their experience in 4chan would be useless.

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