Hey guys, I haven't been able to get on /b/ or r9k in close to 2 weeks. What's wrong? I live in the northeast USA. I heard some people in britain were having issues with some ISP filtering or whatever so that doesn't apply to me.
>>64
A detailed search of your name in quotations using Google, revealed you've made some posts on /r9k/. I agree /r9k/ is terrible with all the redundancy of relationship topics. If you avoid that sea of crap, a good thread on /r9k/ does pop up occasionally. I'll tell you, it's a hell of a lot of less effort to discover something good on /r9k/ than /b/. The board's disablement of Unicode and robot assisted filter helps cut off spam (especially AnonTalk) tremendously.
>>58
it makes sense if you think of the bag metaphorically.
AND WHY THE FUCK IS /b/ SO DAMN SLOW!?!?!?
It's like it get's slower after every DDOS attack...WTF?
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Anonymous2009-07-15 4:16
>>65
Yeah, but the r9k userbase pretend to be elitist. All they do is bawww about their shitty lives. They don't want funy content.
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Anonymous2009-07-15 18:15
>>68
That too. And I agree about all the "supposed" elitism that thrives on that board. The Internet in general (especially communities with names and/or pseudonyms) carries with it a lot of elitism, especially in groups or clubs that are scattered about.
As for "funny" content, to be honest I don't think I have laughed or chuckled at anything on /r9k/ or 4chan for that matter...at least not in a good while. The last thread that I remember that pulled a genuine chuckle out of me was this thread on /b/ depicting "urinating positions" with a man leaning over a toilet, which I found to be rather funny.
If and when the proposed spin-off "advice" board comes to fruition, then perhaps the forces that be will allow things to improve. I have some doubts and reservations about that of course. We'll just have to see what the man upstairs (moot) ultimately decides to do.
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Anonymous2009-07-16 12:42
>>69
With /b/ it's like searching for a diamond in a huge pile of horse shit. Do you want the diamond that bad?
That's why I hang out on the text boards now. Still got a similar type of humour but without all the supposed "cancer" that makes /b/ such an awful place.
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Anonymous2009-08-15 18:36
A /b/ without images is like wanking to a braile based porno!
My thoughts being exactly the same, I second this notion.
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Anonymous2009-10-29 0:20
>:|
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Anonymous2009-11-17 14:20
guh?
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Anonymous2009-11-17 19:38
I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.
Not able to browse /b/? You guys make it sound like that's suppose to be a bad thing.
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/b/fore2010-01-04 20:01
fuckfuckfuckfuck
/b/ me want
where is fuck b
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Anonymous2010-01-04 20:23
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Anonymous2010-01-08 0:44
wat?
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Anonymous2010-01-08 1:48
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Anonymous2010-01-17 0:40
4chan is going down again
I've read the status, I'm glad to know that I am not a target of some "attack" or "black list" or so
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Anonymous2010-01-17 0:45
Give me back that 4chan, give me that chan
Give me back that 4chan, give me that chan
What if it were you admin'ing this shit
If you were the admin, you wouldn't bitch about iiiiiit!
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NIGGERS2010-04-11 22:58
i was fappin to some really good porn on /b/ then it was all like "I'm not going to load anymore pictures. lol sucks for you" WTF?!
really fucking slow, and server continually resets, been like this for about 2 weeks. changed ISPs last week from 3 meg ADSL to fibre optics and Still EVEN on 50 meg broadband its still fuckin slow.
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Anonymous2011-04-11 23:51
WHY IS 4CHAN SO FUCKING SLOW MOOT????????1
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Fuckface2011-04-27 20:53
It's not just /b/ you faggots; it's the whole fucking board now. The servers are all sorts of fucked up. Can't even get on right now. Pages just endlessly load.
I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of /b/.
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.
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Archer2011-11-16 19:38
They must be trying to suppress the discussion of current events.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 19:56
I WANT MY IMAGEBOARDS BACK
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Anonymous2011-11-16 21:51
What the actual fuck
fuggn slow
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Anonymous2011-11-17 21:56
I wonder how long it'll be before they come back because another attack?
>>144
Don't worry, Anon. We're protected by The Cloud now!
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Anonymous2011-11-20 16:59
moot get 4chan hosted on googles servers, your status blog never goes down. =(
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Anonymous2011-11-22 2:32
Moot's updates only made 4chan slower. I've cleared my cache and cookies, but the "Connection was reset" screen keeps coming up every other time I load a page.
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Anonymous2011-11-22 12:03
Gksolrk
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fuck!zkraGArAss2011-11-23 0:11
fuck
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roody-poo2011-11-26 14:16
fix this fucking website it's still so god damn fucking slow
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Anonymous2011-11-30 17:03
jesus fucking christ i cant fucking make a thread. this piece of shit takes ages to load and sometimes it just get stuck in error. it's been like this since yesterday.
fix this shit moot pl0x
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Anonymous2011-11-30 19:54
having the same problem as >>151
cleared browser cookies and cache, and cleared my dns cache, but it didn't help at all
pages either load fine (rarely), take ages to load, or don't load at all and the connection times out
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Anonymous2011-12-08 1:05
same issue. I cant even browse, much less post. This shit is the slowest shit of my life.
i don't think there is much moot can do here, I believe the problems originates from cloudflare from what i have read. Until cloudfare fixes this issue 4chan will be down for a lot of people.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 17:06
Moot can fucking DISABLE CLOUDFLAKE.
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Cloudflake Cockblocker2012-02-07 17:15
All your /b/ are belong to us. And your precioussss /s/ too.
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Anonymous2012-02-23 22:48
Goddomot mewt.
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Anonymous2012-02-24 3:14
I'm on three mobile broadband, UK.
I'm getting:
>Sorry 'boards.4chan.org' does not exist or is not available.
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Anonymous2012-02-24 5:53
fucking fuck fuck. wanted to fap and ask for a specific rule 34.
>4chan.org does not exist.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Finally get it to load barely, click on /gif/ and /b/.
>4chan.org/b/ / 4chan.org/gif/ does not exist.
Pages only load 10% of the time I refresh. Been like this since November. If I wait too long before interrupting the refresh, it times out and won't let me post unless I restart browser.