So yeah we hit it off and I told her she was beautiful. Shit was so cash, exchanged contact information and such. I don't see why you fags have so much trouble doing this.
Oh by the way I'm decent looking, confident and 6'2.
>>2
Like the worlds simplest game controller. There is only one button
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Anonymous2012-06-30 19:22
I talked to a girl today too. Thing is, she wouldn't talk back and just kept staring at me like I was some stupid motherfucker. So I got pissed off and smacked that bitch right in the goddamn face and stole the ice cream she was eating. Then she started blubbering the big goddamn vagina that she was until her mom came over. That's when I realized she was two years old. So I did what came natural: used my bushy tail to cause a distraction, scampered up a tree and torn apart a pinecone in order to bombard them with the scales. Oh yeah, also I'm a squirrel.
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Anonymous2012-06-30 19:23
>she
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Anonymous2012-06-30 19:25
>>6
God dammed squirrels, you fuckers are worse than chipnigs
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Anonymous2012-06-30 19:27
>>8
Munch on my nuts, you bunnyfaggot. Oh wait, actually don't. I kinda need those. Those are my nuts, man.
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Anonymous2012-06-30 19:39
Moot has recently died of a heart attack, spread the word.