I talked to a girl

So yeah we hit it off and I told her she was beautiful. Shit was so cash, exchanged contact information and such. I don't see why you fags have so much trouble doing this.

Oh by the way I'm decent looking, confident and 6'2.

I talked to a girl today too. Thing is, she wouldn't talk back and just kept staring at me like I was some stupid motherfucker. So I got pissed off and smacked that bitch right in the goddamn face and stole the ice cream she was eating. Then she started blubbering the big goddamn vagina that she was until her mom came over. That's when I realized she was two years old. So I did what came natural: used my bushy tail to cause a distraction, scampered up a tree and torn apart a pinecone in order to bombard them with the scales. Oh yeah, also I'm a squirrel.