the original video, for posterity. assuming youtube still exists after the SOPA robot uprising or whatever the fuck
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:10
>>7
Don't fucking tease me like that, man. Do you know just how badly I want to live in a cyberpunk world of tomorrow? Do you? Come 2016 if I'm not braincasting the extranet I'll blame you specifically. Count on that much.
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20162012-01-15 21:11
You guys sure are outdated. How does it feel to have shitty memes?
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:11
>implying the memes are better in 2016 after SOPA faggot
Hey, guys. What was it like to have oil back then?
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:15
>>12
We best be fucking datasphere soon. I want some IRL Laughing Man action up in this bitch. I want the walls between meatspace and cyberspace to come crashing gloriously down. I want fucking automatons, robots, cyborgs, all that shit. I want to transcend fucking humanity in my robobody and get it on with some goddamn robobitches. And I fucking know 4 years is not enough time for this shit to happen.
FUTURE /V/, HEED THIS WARNING:
EA IS EVIL. DO NOT LET THEM COMPLETE PROJECT: ORIGIN.
IT IS IN FACT ALIEN TECHNOLOGY WHICH OPENS A WARP GATE TO A HELLISH UNIVERSE OF CHAOS AND DREAD.
DO NOT LET THEM FINISH THAT.
BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS, YOU WILL HAVE 3 YEARS LEFT. THE WORLD WILL HAVE 3 YEARS LEFT.
NEARING COMPLETION, THE ORIGIN OCCULUS WILL RANDOMLY OPEN PORTALS AROUND THE WORLD. YOU NEED TO FIGHT MONSTROSITIES THAT COME THROUGH THEM.
AS THE WALLS BETWEEN DIMENSIONS GET THINNER, MANY OF YOU WILL FIND THAT THEY CAN IGNITE, CRUSH AND MOVE OBJECTS WITH MERE THOUGHT.
DO NOT BE SCARED, TRY TO MASTER THOSE NEWLY GAINED ABILITIES. YOU WILL NEED THEM TO FIGHT BACK THE DEMONS.
STAY STRONG, FUTURE /V/. WE BELIEVE IN YOU.
>>18
that better be true. when i'm 105 years old i will commission a loli body for myself.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:18
>>19
I think it's that board that got replaced by the general board /gen/
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:19
>>20
I'm telling you, man, there's gonna be robololis that were originally sweaty fat dudes everywhere.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:20
>>22
then we will feel the true passion through our new bodies.
i'll need at least one futa body for that.
those are gonna be expensive as fuck with all the penor dynamisation systems.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:24
>>23
That's one thing Cyberpunk stories (thankfully) don't go into. When we're able to customize our bodies to our whims or build entire living beings from the ground up, there's gonna be hermaphrodites fucking everywhere. And then there's gonna be some people who just swap between a male and female body at will. Rich people are probably gonna have body collections and shit
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:25
>>24
inb4 discussions concerning copying someone's body design is pirating
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:25
Dear future /v/.
I fucking envy you.
Borderline optimist, I believe we will find a way to the stars. That our species will not be confined on this tormented planet.
Future /v/, I hope you will use the new possibilities to the fullest.
I have been born too early to explore even our solar system, and too late to discover new lands on Earth, and I envy you the endless posibilities, the thrill of setting your foot on other planets.
Good luck.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:25
>>25
I'd look like Abraham Lincoln but with 2 dicks.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:26
>>24
and that's bad how.
i'd love to switch between bodies on whim.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:26
>>27
2 dicks and a vagina instead of butthole.
WOO WOO WOO
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:27
>>28
Body switching would be an interesting story concept, but I don't think I could seriously get into a story about a bunch robodickgirl lolis and not expect it to turn into a porno or oversexualize itself.
>>29
>implying the vaginas wouldn't be located on the tips of my double dicks
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:29
>>30
Well thanks to the global datasphere and augmented reality, you'd still see that the cute robo loli is in fact Marcus McFagnuts, 52, Proctologist.
>>36
I saw that thread too.
Blind Blonde girl =/= Lilly, sorry.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:32
>>38 >>36
Post that shit in the KS thread on /games/ and watch them flip their shit
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:33
>>33
That >implies that there won't be methods available to lose your identity and start all over.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:33
>manage to get on /v/ for a moment
>doubles thread
>other shitty threads
Yeah, no wonder it's down again.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:34
>>41
The dubs thread was the first one I saw. I came back here immediately to discuss robotics and shit.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:34
>>36
IN WHAT YEAR>
SPACE-TIME IS DISTORTED IN THIS FORSAKEN PIECE OF THE MEGASPHERE/INFORMATION MEDIUM/REALITY//
IT HAS OUTGROWN THE UNDERSTANDING/CAPACITY OF EVEN THE MOST POWERFUL/INTELLIGENT/OLD BEINGS//
future /v/, just let me leave you with a message. This is shamelessly ripped from something else, but who knows how the internet will be or if any of you youngins (assuming the average age of /v/irgins is the same then as now) will know what it's from.
A boy has a right to dream. There are endless possibilities stretched out before him. Whatever happens from now on, you stand firm and face your destiny without fear, but with courage. No one's gonna give you a map, you've gotta walk your own path. Believe in yourself, and create your own destiny. Don't fear failure.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:36
>>40
but of course. although becoming a completely digital entity, as in uploading your consciousness into the datasphere would be regulated.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:37
>>45
There will always be Toonami. Should I reproduce, I shall insure my children know of it and if I should become a robot, I shall remember it forever.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:39
>>46
I don't think it'll ever go full datasphere. You'll always have a hard copy lying around in case any shit should go down. At least, I would do that.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:39
>>47
TRIBUTE TO THE GREATEST INDESTRUCTIBLE CYBORG KING THAT EVER RULED WITH AN IRON FIST AND A HEART OF GOLD
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:40
>>48
going into the infoplane would eventually cause your consciousness to outgrow the capabilities of your body.
you'd need implants. more implants.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:41
>>50
I'm okay with that. I don't really see why humanity should be preserved should we ever gain the ability to transcend it.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:42
>>49
Fuck, man, I'd even go as far as to get myself a spaceship, broadcast phat beats and sweet shows, and fucking BECOME Tom. I'd live the fucking dream, man.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:43
That's it. If infoplane and brain implants won't happen in nearest 10 years I will leave the world of men and become a woman.
>>53
How will you do that without the cybernetics required to make such a switch? And don't say hormones because you'll still be a dude.
Speaking of which, traps are gonna look awfully silly whenever the ability to bodyswap comes around since they spent all their money on becoming real fake women instead of becoming fake real women.
>>54
I could probably even get a voice box that sounds like Steve Blum. Think about that for a moment.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:47
>>56
You'd still be a dude, you'd just be a eunuch.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:48
>>58
I WILL BE A VERY GIRLY EUNUCH.
No seriously I'll flip my shit if there's no cyberpunk stuff going by then.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:49
>>59
Seriously, man. I don't even want to be the little girl, I just want fucking robo errything. I'd even fucking volunteer to be a test subject for that shit.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:50
Skyrim
just stopped playing to say happy new year 4chan
my last food
Froot Loops
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:50
>>60
Till that day the only mechanical thing in my body will be the dildo I lost in my anus today.
God I gotta get that out finally.
>>65
Hell, I'd even be a Russian dog walker if offered the chance. It's just a small jump from sentient Russian dog walker to sentient Russian spider tank.
>>68
It's still russian, so you'd get a nuclear reactor powering you.
Those motherfuckers were crazy at the dawn of the nuclear era.
NUCLEAR TRANS-SYBERIAN RAILROAD.
LET'S FUCKING LEVEL HIMALAYA WITH NUKES TO BUILD SHIT.
Mad men.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 22:00
>>73
Then nobody could fuck with me because one wrong touch and I go Chernobyl on their asses. I'd be a walking nuke and frighten the fuck out of everyone with my goofy little robodog trot.