the original video, for posterity. assuming youtube still exists after the SOPA robot uprising or whatever the fuck
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:10
>>7
Don't fucking tease me like that, man. Do you know just how badly I want to live in a cyberpunk world of tomorrow? Do you? Come 2016 if I'm not braincasting the extranet I'll blame you specifically. Count on that much.
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20162012-01-15 21:11
You guys sure are outdated. How does it feel to have shitty memes?
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:11
>implying the memes are better in 2016 after SOPA faggot
Hey, guys. What was it like to have oil back then?
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:15
>>12
We best be fucking datasphere soon. I want some IRL Laughing Man action up in this bitch. I want the walls between meatspace and cyberspace to come crashing gloriously down. I want fucking automatons, robots, cyborgs, all that shit. I want to transcend fucking humanity in my robobody and get it on with some goddamn robobitches. And I fucking know 4 years is not enough time for this shit to happen.
FUTURE /V/, HEED THIS WARNING:
EA IS EVIL. DO NOT LET THEM COMPLETE PROJECT: ORIGIN.
IT IS IN FACT ALIEN TECHNOLOGY WHICH OPENS A WARP GATE TO A HELLISH UNIVERSE OF CHAOS AND DREAD.
DO NOT LET THEM FINISH THAT.
BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS, YOU WILL HAVE 3 YEARS LEFT. THE WORLD WILL HAVE 3 YEARS LEFT.
NEARING COMPLETION, THE ORIGIN OCCULUS WILL RANDOMLY OPEN PORTALS AROUND THE WORLD. YOU NEED TO FIGHT MONSTROSITIES THAT COME THROUGH THEM.
AS THE WALLS BETWEEN DIMENSIONS GET THINNER, MANY OF YOU WILL FIND THAT THEY CAN IGNITE, CRUSH AND MOVE OBJECTS WITH MERE THOUGHT.
DO NOT BE SCARED, TRY TO MASTER THOSE NEWLY GAINED ABILITIES. YOU WILL NEED THEM TO FIGHT BACK THE DEMONS.
STAY STRONG, FUTURE /V/. WE BELIEVE IN YOU.
>>18
that better be true. when i'm 105 years old i will commission a loli body for myself.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:18
>>19
I think it's that board that got replaced by the general board /gen/
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:19
>>20
I'm telling you, man, there's gonna be robololis that were originally sweaty fat dudes everywhere.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:20
>>22
then we will feel the true passion through our new bodies.
i'll need at least one futa body for that.
those are gonna be expensive as fuck with all the penor dynamisation systems.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:24
>>23
That's one thing Cyberpunk stories (thankfully) don't go into. When we're able to customize our bodies to our whims or build entire living beings from the ground up, there's gonna be hermaphrodites fucking everywhere. And then there's gonna be some people who just swap between a male and female body at will. Rich people are probably gonna have body collections and shit
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:25
>>24
inb4 discussions concerning copying someone's body design is pirating
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:25
Dear future /v/.
I fucking envy you.
Borderline optimist, I believe we will find a way to the stars. That our species will not be confined on this tormented planet.
Future /v/, I hope you will use the new possibilities to the fullest.
I have been born too early to explore even our solar system, and too late to discover new lands on Earth, and I envy you the endless posibilities, the thrill of setting your foot on other planets.
Good luck.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:25
>>25
I'd look like Abraham Lincoln but with 2 dicks.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:26
>>24
and that's bad how.
i'd love to switch between bodies on whim.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:26
>>27
2 dicks and a vagina instead of butthole.
WOO WOO WOO
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:27
>>28
Body switching would be an interesting story concept, but I don't think I could seriously get into a story about a bunch robodickgirl lolis and not expect it to turn into a porno or oversexualize itself.
>>29
>implying the vaginas wouldn't be located on the tips of my double dicks
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:29
>>30
Well thanks to the global datasphere and augmented reality, you'd still see that the cute robo loli is in fact Marcus McFagnuts, 52, Proctologist.