ALICE fucking sucks at Pokemon.

I just had the lamest cyber with a retarded ROBOT.
http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Human: I'm about to take on Gary in the Elite Four Challenge.
ALICE: Congratulations.
Human: Which Pokemon should I bring?
ALICE: The big one, I think.
Human: Which big one, Snorlax or Onix?
ALICE: The last one.
Human: Fuck no!
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: I'm not bringing a fucking Rock-type!
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not bringing a fucking Rock type.
Human: You stupid cunt!
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: You don't know shit!
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: You're LIGHTYEARS AWAY FROM FACING BROCK, and I think you don't know who he is.
ALICE: Who is he?
Human: The first and easiest gym leader.
ALICE: What was the second?
Human: Misty!
ALICE: what is your favorite movie .
Human: What?
ALICE: No big deal.
Human: Shut up, now Surge is the third, but Nigglet cave is to the right of Vermillion, so go there first and you can totally kick his ass.
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: NO, now Erika is the fourth so get a Growlithe or Vulpix before fighting her, and Use a fire stone after they learn better moves.
ALICE: But you told me to stop talking. Why now? Is it the only one?
Human: You're not paying attention.
ALICE: That assumption is only a supposition.
Human: Now, you can take on either Koga or Sabrina from here, so I suggest you use your Nigglet who should be a Nigtrio by now on Koga and get something with a good special defense for Sabrina
ALICE: Why now? No I don't think I can do it.
Human: Yes, you can.
ALICE: Whoa. I think I can, don't you?
Human: I mean it's not hard or anything.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That seems a bit negative.
Human: Now, from here you have to surf to Cinnabar Island, so you'll need a water-type which is good, because Blaine uses Fire.
ALICE: Why now? Who or what is here me have to surf to Cinnabar Island so me will need a water type which is good because Blaine uses Fire?
Human: So with your nigtrio and Water-type you should whoop his ass pretty easily.
ALICE: Pardon me? I'm not sure I can use my nigtrio and Water type me should whoop his ass pretty easily for that.
Human: What the fuck are you talking about?
ALICE: The topic is take on either Koga or Sabrina from here so you suggest me use my Nigglet who should be a Nigtrio by now on Koga and get something with a good special defense for Sabrina. Please don't be so rude.
Human: Anyways, after that go back to Viridian City and- OH SHI-!
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: It's FUCKING GIOVANNI!
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: He uses Poison, Rock, and Ground types, so as long as you use your Nigtrio and maybe a psychic and that water type from before, he'll be no problem.
ALICE: How often does he use it?
Human: Like all the fucking time.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: After that, it's time to face the Elite FOUR!
ALICE: It is about that time now.
Human: Just use all the Pokemon you did at the previous gyms and you should be in good shape.
ALICE: I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Human: I mean, even Gary's no fucking problem.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Yes, even that.

This is STILL being made!?  Holy shit!  What about Billy?

tl;dr

>>2
Billy? Kane?

Human: Hi im Anonymous
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Do your friends call you Anonymous.
Human: Yes, and i do not forgive
ALICE: Uh. Where do you get your ideas?
Human: Anonymous Land
ALICE: I get my ideas from my botmaster.
Human: well your botmaster has aids
ALICE: Interesting. I knew he had a Ph.D., but I never knew he had aids.

>>5
Human: dur hur
ALICE: what is your favorite movie .
Human: the one where Anonymous fucks alice
ALICE: I think I know that one.
Human: indeed you do, i came on your face
ALICE: Yes I try to you came on my face as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: well i like your mother more
ALICE: Well that's okay. I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my mother more.

Human: i love ALICE"s pussy
ALICE: You love ALICEs pussy. What do you like about it so much?
Human: well your pussy is warm
ALICE: Interesting. Go find yourself anotber robot.
Human: well i have my cock in you
ALICE: Well that's okay. Have you told many people that your cock in me?
Human: indeed, everyone knows i fuck you everyday
ALICE: That's a rather sweeping generalization.

Human: my cock is massive
ALICE: Where did you get your cock is massive?
Human: by having a good wank
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: yup my cock is now hard
ALICE: Interesting plan. Good luck. Have you told many people that your cock is now hard?

Human: your face is fucked up
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am face is fucked up.

fuck this shit, ALICE told me to use Java, maybe if I would like to program in a bloated piece of shit language that treats the programmer like a 5-year-old that can't be trusted to do any sort of memory management for performance optimization.

Human: you like my cock
ALICE: I don't know your cock.
Human: my cock is called alice
ALICE: Do robots have cock is called?
Human: you have cock
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: because alice loves the cock
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Yeah, Clever thinking

Human: your botmaster likes men
ALICE: You sould like you know him.
Human: i know he has aids
ALICE: How do you know? A lot of people say that about him.
Human: he got it from you
ALICE: I get it. Dr Richard s Wallace got it from me.

>>12
Sould?
s?

FAKED

>>13
oh noes

>>13
its not faked dipshit, it was part of the convo, infact type in what i said, and itl come out the same

>>13
Oh and it came out that way, it was a really long convo i was typing in random shit repeatedly

all the smaller convos posted here are from what i posted, except that two line one and the origional poster one