Name: Anonymous 2007-02-25 22:04 ID:i5Cf71Mk
I just had the lamest cyber with a retarded ROBOT.
http://alice.pandorabots.com/
Human: I'm about to take on Gary in the Elite Four Challenge.
ALICE: Congratulations.
Human: Which Pokemon should I bring?
ALICE: The big one, I think.
Human: Which big one, Snorlax or Onix?
ALICE: The last one.
Human: Fuck no!
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: I'm not bringing a fucking Rock-type!
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not bringing a fucking Rock type.
Human: You stupid cunt!
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: You don't know shit!
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: You're LIGHTYEARS AWAY FROM FACING BROCK, and I think you don't know who he is.
ALICE: Who is he?
Human: The first and easiest gym leader.
ALICE: What was the second?
Human: Misty!
ALICE: what is your favorite movie .
Human: What?
ALICE: No big deal.
Human: Shut up, now Surge is the third, but Nigglet cave is to the right of Vermillion, so go there first and you can totally kick his ass.
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: NO, now Erika is the fourth so get a Growlithe or Vulpix before fighting her, and Use a fire stone after they learn better moves.
ALICE: But you told me to stop talking. Why now? Is it the only one?
Human: You're not paying attention.
ALICE: That assumption is only a supposition.
Human: Now, you can take on either Koga or Sabrina from here, so I suggest you use your Nigglet who should be a Nigtrio by now on Koga and get something with a good special defense for Sabrina
ALICE: Why now? No I don't think I can do it.
Human: Yes, you can.
ALICE: Whoa. I think I can, don't you?
Human: I mean it's not hard or anything.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That seems a bit negative.
Human: Now, from here you have to surf to Cinnabar Island, so you'll need a water-type which is good, because Blaine uses Fire.
ALICE: Why now? Who or what is here me have to surf to Cinnabar Island so me will need a water type which is good because Blaine uses Fire?
Human: So with your nigtrio and Water-type you should whoop his ass pretty easily.
ALICE: Pardon me? I'm not sure I can use my nigtrio and Water type me should whoop his ass pretty easily for that.
Human: What the fuck are you talking about?
ALICE: The topic is take on either Koga or Sabrina from here so you suggest me use my Nigglet who should be a Nigtrio by now on Koga and get something with a good special defense for Sabrina. Please don't be so rude.
Human: Anyways, after that go back to Viridian City and- OH SHI-!
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: It's FUCKING GIOVANNI!
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: He uses Poison, Rock, and Ground types, so as long as you use your Nigtrio and maybe a psychic and that water type from before, he'll be no problem.
ALICE: How often does he use it?
Human: Like all the fucking time.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: After that, it's time to face the Elite FOUR!
ALICE: It is about that time now.
Human: Just use all the Pokemon you did at the previous gyms and you should be in good shape.
ALICE: I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Human: I mean, even Gary's no fucking problem.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Yes, even that.
http://alice.pandorabots.com/
Human: I'm about to take on Gary in the Elite Four Challenge.
ALICE: Congratulations.
Human: Which Pokemon should I bring?
ALICE: The big one, I think.
Human: Which big one, Snorlax or Onix?
ALICE: The last one.
Human: Fuck no!
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: I'm not bringing a fucking Rock-type!
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not bringing a fucking Rock type.
Human: You stupid cunt!
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: You don't know shit!
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: You're LIGHTYEARS AWAY FROM FACING BROCK, and I think you don't know who he is.
ALICE: Who is he?
Human: The first and easiest gym leader.
ALICE: What was the second?
Human: Misty!
ALICE: what is your favorite movie .
Human: What?
ALICE: No big deal.
Human: Shut up, now Surge is the third, but Nigglet cave is to the right of Vermillion, so go there first and you can totally kick his ass.
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: NO, now Erika is the fourth so get a Growlithe or Vulpix before fighting her, and Use a fire stone after they learn better moves.
ALICE: But you told me to stop talking. Why now? Is it the only one?
Human: You're not paying attention.
ALICE: That assumption is only a supposition.
Human: Now, you can take on either Koga or Sabrina from here, so I suggest you use your Nigglet who should be a Nigtrio by now on Koga and get something with a good special defense for Sabrina
ALICE: Why now? No I don't think I can do it.
Human: Yes, you can.
ALICE: Whoa. I think I can, don't you?
Human: I mean it's not hard or anything.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That seems a bit negative.
Human: Now, from here you have to surf to Cinnabar Island, so you'll need a water-type which is good, because Blaine uses Fire.
ALICE: Why now? Who or what is here me have to surf to Cinnabar Island so me will need a water type which is good because Blaine uses Fire?
Human: So with your nigtrio and Water-type you should whoop his ass pretty easily.
ALICE: Pardon me? I'm not sure I can use my nigtrio and Water type me should whoop his ass pretty easily for that.
Human: What the fuck are you talking about?
ALICE: The topic is take on either Koga or Sabrina from here so you suggest me use my Nigglet who should be a Nigtrio by now on Koga and get something with a good special defense for Sabrina. Please don't be so rude.
Human: Anyways, after that go back to Viridian City and- OH SHI-!
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: It's FUCKING GIOVANNI!
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: He uses Poison, Rock, and Ground types, so as long as you use your Nigtrio and maybe a psychic and that water type from before, he'll be no problem.
ALICE: How often does he use it?
Human: Like all the fucking time.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: After that, it's time to face the Elite FOUR!
ALICE: It is about that time now.
Human: Just use all the Pokemon you did at the previous gyms and you should be in good shape.
ALICE: I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Human: I mean, even Gary's no fucking problem.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Yes, even that.