Nintendo Wii Jokes

"honey, where is little johnny?"
"oh, he's been upstairs in his room playing with his Wii for over an hour now"
"what!??!"
"that boy sure does have some energy. the few times we do get get his hands off of his Wii he complains his arms are tired but that doesnt keep him from locking himself up in his room and playing with it for another few hours"
"and you find this acceptable?"
"sure, why not? i already told him he can play with his Wii a little before dinner and before bed if he's done all his chores. sometimes i catch him playing with it in the morning before school."

(a week later after moving the Wii downstairs into the family room)

"oh hello dear, say hello to our guests"
"hello everyone, to what do i owe this pleasure?"
"oh well everyone wanted to come see our little johnny play with his Wii"
"...."
"yes, your son and his wii are very entertaining indeed. we could watch him play with his Wii for hours on end"
"yes, some of us even joined in and played with him. we felt a little silly at first but there is just something about
getting it in your hands that compells you to just let go and have some fun"
"i want a divorce, you're all sick"

hurr hurr durr konsole has funy naem lol

Wiinga tu madre

Wii will wii will rock you

Wii are the champions

Wii are wii are... the youth of the nation

You are mine and wii belong together,
yes wii belong together foooooooor eteeerniiiityyyy

We couldn't help ourselves. There's so many jokes, we just had to share them with you...

Q. What will you say to someone when you're off to play you're new console?
A. I'm off for a wii.

Q. What are you doing?
A. I'm wii-ing.
A. I'm playing with my wii.

Q. What's in your bag, sir?
A. Wii.

There's wii under the TV!

I'm going to swap my PS3 and 14 games for a Wii.

I spent all of Friday night on the Wii!

I'm busting for a Wii!

The Wii: it's a new kind of immersive gaming experience.

New slogan:
"Immerse yourself in Wii.
With Wii, urine the game." (geddit? You're in/urine...)

Picture the scene: Christmas 2006 - Kmart AV dept...

Guy: "I want a Wii."
Clerk: "Err...ah, the toilets are over there, sir."
Guy: "No, no...I mean I'd like to like to take a Wii please."
Clerk: "Uh huh..." [points at restrooms again]
Guy: "No, you don't get it. A Wii. Can I have a Wii? You know." [makes wild wand-waving gestures]
Clerk: [leans over to PA microphone] "Security to sector five please."
Guy: "Ah **** it. Give me a Playstation."

From our man Robin Davies' personal blog: "Satoru Iwata should probably avoid talking about "waving his Wii wand" at E3. While the launch date has not yet been announced, there's sure to be some pant-wetting excitement when Wii is released later this year."

We think Robin may have been thinking way too hard...

I'm going to splash out on a Wii.

And our favourite...

Don't like our wii? Well piss off!

CHISTES DE LA WII

AVISO DE RIGOR: La lectura de los siguientes chistes pueden provocar ataques de atontamiento cerebral.

¿Qué dice una WII nada más entrar en un sitio?

WIInas tardes.

¿Qué necesita una WII para hacer una tarea arriesgada?

Un buen par de WIIvos.

¿Cual és la página web favorita de la WII?

La WIIkipedia.

¿Y cual es la canción favorita de una WII?

WII WIIs you a Merry Christmas...

¿Cual es la versión de WIIndows favorita de una WII?

WIIndows WIIsta.

¿Y el juego favorito de una WII (de PC)?

Never WIInter Nights.

¿Que pide una WII cuando tiene sed?

AWIIta.

¿Cual es el grupo de música favorito de una WII?

WIIthin Temptation.

¿Y el otro grupo favorito?

NightWIIsh.

Hey guys, ... hehehehehehehe

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 viagra!

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CONTROLLER-DA!
WIIIIIIII!

Gandalf: Who took mah Wii? It was you Merry and Pippin?
M&P: Wii didn't do it.
Gandalf: It was you Frodo?

599

LOL THIS SHITS FUNNY I FEEL LIKE I"M 9 yeARS OLD AGAin

HAHA that's bad!

no the good kinda bad, not the bad bad

that was sweet!

it's the bomb

the bomb! LOL

*waggles fingers over mouth like a faggot amused by penny arcade and yucks loudly*

>>7
hahahaha

Wii suck

Lawl at pedos.  You should know better than to play with little boy Wii.

ps3 suck

dude i'm gonna kick your wii so hard you'll be pissing gonads.

wii had sex with your dead body and threw you in the river

lol

lol at gonads

In the new KATAMARI game, you can roll around your big balls while playing with your Wii.

I actually said this to a friend who was getting a Wii and I wasn't. I said "hey, can I test drive your Wii for christmas?" a long moment of ackwardness ensued.

The word pirahna, is all I can think of that rhymes with marijuana

Marijuana MUST be legalized.