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Nintendo Wii Jokes

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 18:49

"honey, where is little johnny?"
"oh, he's been upstairs in his room playing with his Wii for over an hour now"
"what!??!"
"that boy sure does have some energy. the few times we do get get his hands off of his Wii he complains his arms are tired but that doesnt keep him from locking himself up in his room and playing with it for another few hours"
"and you find this acceptable?"
"sure, why not? i already told him he can play with his Wii a little before dinner and before bed if he's done all his chores. sometimes i catch him playing with it in the morning before school."

(a week later after moving the Wii downstairs into the family room)

"oh hello dear, say hello to our guests"
"hello everyone, to what do i owe this pleasure?"
"oh well everyone wanted to come see our little johnny play with his Wii"
"...."
"yes, your son and his wii are very entertaining indeed. we could watch him play with his Wii for hours on end"
"yes, some of us even joined in and played with him. we felt a little silly at first but there is just something about
getting it in your hands that compells you to just let go and have some fun"
"i want a divorce, you're all sick"

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 20:59

CONTROLLER-DA!
WIIIIIIII!

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