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Sony Shitbaked.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 4:32

No Wifi Controller.
No HDMI Out.
No Rumble Feature.
No Wifi Network.
PS3 is larger than original Xbox.

Behold the PS3: the worst decisions made by industry hardware providers in the past 15 years conveniently amalgamated in a single console:

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 5:08

Empires can only crumble from within. Add Sony to the list...they just fucked themselves and they deserve it, arrogant bastards. Last years E3 was pure arrogance on their part....and now they reap what they sow.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 5:15

$500 Tard Pack.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 6:11

Yeah, those are all very useful and need to be made in every system in the universe.
not a fanboy, btw

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 6:19

>>4
But at the price sony is selling it, you'd think it would have those features.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 7:10

Wifi controller? Ok kind of sucks considering the other two have them standard. Uh, but on second thought, fuck batteries.
HDMI? Really, fuck HD anyways.
Rumble? I have never liked rumble, frankly the only reason I dislike the 64 at all (and I love it to death) is because they brought up this rumble shit to the mainstream where sony decided it was some kind of shit and thus making millions of kids think it is some kind of shit just because it was packaged into all the controllers after the fact. I'll tell you what it is, shit sux, sage.
Wifi Network? Okay, kind of sucks I guess, if you've got a wifi router, I don't, an ethernet cable is fine by me.
Xbox size? Yeah that does suck.

There are way more important and numerous reasons as to why the system will be god awful though. These points are really lesser in shittiness and kind of makes me believe it is why they talked about them instead of the stuff that really makes it look horrible as a games machine.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 13:15

There is no such thing as a PS3 WiFi controller. The controllers are Bluetooth, and wireless controllers come on both versions.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:56

Why do people go on and on and on and on about Playstation/Nintendo being in the gutter/going bankrupt/failing hard when they're doing really well?

I think your personal agenda against whatever it is that you dislike needs to stop, fucking no-life faggots.

TL;DR: Get a life, faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 9:55

>>8
Are you aware that you are currently browsing FOURCHAN?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 11:06 (sage)

>>8
He didn't catch it.

And E3 is overrated.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 19:00

Sony chopped off their own balls.

End of story.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 19:20

Sony is not doing well, at a projected production cost of 900-1200 dollars a unit, they losing a great deal of money in selling the unit alone (provided they don't cut parts quality at the last second like they did with the PS2). If they fail to deliver on games in even the slightest they'll lose even more money on the PS3 than with the PS2. And yes the PS2 was a money pit, they sold it at a lost and only recieved a lump liscensing fee from the game producers regardless how well the games sold.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 20:48

>>12
Why would anyone sell something that costs 1200 to make at 500?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 0:45

>>13

Make money back on the games. Same deal as the whole razor/replacement blades thing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 14:44

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 20:35

>>1 They couldn't have rumble for legal reasons. But come on... After 10 or so years their controller still looks exactly the fucking same as what they had for the PS1.

I want the job of head-of-design for the PS4. Easiest job ever. Draw up some pretty looking prototypes, then build more PS2 controllers. Done.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 23:00

>>16
You mean PS1 Dualshock controllers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 1:21

>>17 Yes, though PS1 Dualshock = PS2 controller

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 4:33

>>16
To be fair, PS2 controllers are ideal and perfect and don't need any improvement.

ps3sux

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 5:07

>>19 I always liked the N64 controller

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 5:10

>>20
filty lies

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 8:55

>>21
No, I liked it too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 10:44

The N64 controller was nice... but it was not so nice when it got old.  My PS2 controller is rather old but still works perfectly.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 0:57

>>16
Please.  Like they couldn't figure-out how to do rumble themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 1:42

I don't care about the PS3 - I have a 1.5 version PSP so I never have to buy games for it.  Hurrraahhhh!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 9:07

>>16

I heard they ditched the rumble feature because it interfered with the motion sensing equipment they jammed in.

>>23

True that, they were good controllers, but the analogue stick had a tendancy to grind away with use.  I never had one that didn't get sticky after six months.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 10:58

>>26 PS2 controllers and N64 controllers both degrade over time, though thinking about it the N64 ones perhaps a little faster...

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 20:04

"No Wifi Controller." OH NO!! I DON'T HAVE TO BUY BATTERIES?!
"No HDMI Out." Oh yeah, let's spend extra money on stuff most people don't even have! LOL!
"No Rumble Feature." Why do you even care?
"No Wifi Network." YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO BACK TO 2003 WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WITH WIRES!!?
"PS3 is larger than original Xbox." Awright, now that does suck.  The original Xbox could kill a small child. 360 could kill a daycare. PS3 could destroy countries. Things are not looking up for Earth.

Behold the PS3: Everything that lowers the price and only stupid people care.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 2:04

>>28

I was actually quite looking forward to the WiFi controllers, my console desk has six consoles with an average of three controllers each, the wire jungle over there has become terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 23:09

>>8
welcome to 4chan, where fanboyism is rampant, and ALWAYS claims the that fanboyism only exists with their opposition.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-25 1:10

lowers the price?!?! ITS 600 FUCKING DOLLARS!!!

anyways, fanboyism is only helping the industry. Welcome to the frontlines private!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-25 10:18

If you read most websites selling the ps3.. it does mention HDMI out.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-25 23:41

wtf is HDMI anyways

Name: Ievi 2006-05-26 0:56

Games make the console, not the other way around:
MGS4
Assasin's Creed
Resistance: fall of man
Tekken 6
FF XIII
FF Versus XIII
etc.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 13:37

Of all those things, I AM a little suprised about the HDMI. It's catching on and it will be more common in another year when the system is expected to see release.

The rest will probably be available through addons that you can purchase seperately.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-27 14:17

The 60GB PS3 WILL have HDMI output.

The controller will be wireless, but no rumble feature because of the motion senses they have bunged in.

Size...I dunno, I still think it looks cool so any extra size I am OK with.

Games, short answer- PS3 games = ownage

I will be getting one, I have lots of PS1 and PS2 games so a PS3 is the obvious choice.

Hell, it can't be worse than the xbox can it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-27 14:49 (sage)

>Games, short answer- PS3 games = ownage
There is no guarantee of that, stop talking out of your ass/being paid by sony/pretending you have a fucking time machine faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-27 17:37

The motion sensor will come in handy when i'm having my Epileptic Seizure.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-27 19:42

>>38

Yeah but you'll win at DDR

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-27 22:24

>>39
If the salavia dripping from my comotose body dosen't short circuit the machine of course.

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