Sony Shitbaked.

No Wifi Controller.
No HDMI Out.
No Rumble Feature.
No Wifi Network.
PS3 is larger than original Xbox.

Behold the PS3: the worst decisions made by industry hardware providers in the past 15 years conveniently amalgamated in a single console:

"No Wifi Controller." OH NO!! I DON'T HAVE TO BUY BATTERIES?!
"No HDMI Out." Oh yeah, let's spend extra money on stuff most people don't even have! LOL!
"No Rumble Feature." Why do you even care?
"No Wifi Network." YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO BACK TO 2003 WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WITH WIRES!!?
"PS3 is larger than original Xbox." Awright, now that does suck.  The original Xbox could kill a small child. 360 could kill a daycare. PS3 could destroy countries. Things are not looking up for Earth.

Behold the PS3: Everything that lowers the price and only stupid people care.