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I like food...

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-09 10:10

I like food
Food is good
I eat it with my mouth
And chew very loud

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 19:38

I thank you for censoring the horrible smelling aftermath that follows.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 19:52

That's the problem with the salad -- people DO make that assumption - "oh it's a salad, I'm totally being healthy", even though it's topped with more s**t and has more fat and calories then a burger half the time.
I think it's hilarious when a friend of mine orders a huge ass salad and acts like she's being so health conscious while eating out. It's like, no, not with 400lbs of dressing and toppings.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 15:11

>>3
Subway is just as bad. You ask for a salad with light dressing and they remove the lid and pour the entire god-damned bottle into the bowl! It's like they want me to have diabetes!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 17:44

>>4
Subway (at least the ones near me) have this habit of using too much bread and not enough meat in their sandwiches. I guess they much figure that we aren't receiving enough carbohydrates.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-09 16:04

No, no, no...

The 4th line is supposed to be:

"And jew very loud"

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-22 2:33

>>1

You ever try the dora keiki

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