I like food...

I like food
Food is good
I eat it with my mouth
And chew very loud

That's the problem with the salad -- people DO make that assumption - "oh it's a salad, I'm totally being healthy", even though it's topped with more s**t and has more fat and calories then a burger half the time.
I think it's hilarious when a friend of mine orders a huge ass salad and acts like she's being so health conscious while eating out. It's like, no, not with 400lbs of dressing and toppings.