Serious Question

So, why don't they make cheese out of human breast milk?  It's obviously digestible, healthy, and men always love anything to do with boobs.

I predict a future when women are kept in the barn and milked much like cattle, just to feed an ever-increasing demand for solid human dairy.  Who's with me?

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its impossible because the protein in breast milk cant coagulate like the one in cow milk.
plus breast milk tastes very sweet and a cheese would be disgusting AND its a ethic problem, many people would disapprove to it.

>>3
The problem isn't protein, but an enzyme in human breast milk, but you're right, it doesn't turn into a very solid cheese. There's one company that does produce cheese from human breast milk, but I've been told it's very crumbly and not very interesting.
The sweetness wouldn't necessarily be a problem. There are sweet cheeses as well.

I don't see how it would be an ethical problem, though. The fact that some people think it's disgusting doesn't make it one.

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>>5
AIDS is transmitted through bodily fluids.  Cheese is a solid.  Moron.

Wait... Did we all just get trolled, or what?

>>7
lol i dunno

>>6
i feel much better about letting the crackhead shit on my face now

Because it's hard to get enough breast milk from one human to make into just a few ounces of cheese.
Women do not produce quite as much milk as a cow/goat. You'd have to have about a gallon of human breast milk to make cheese. So that would be about 5-6 women milked over the course of a day, to make one serving of cheese.

Has nothing to do with amount - there's not enough of the correct sort of proteins in human milk as opposed to other animals. Shit's been tried, good friend.

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