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i have recently noticed i am a godess at...

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 15:06

making pancakes
from this upcoming food shortage where all i can find is pancake mix..
buutt
no syrup D:
any suggestions?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 21:09

Goddess
Use pancake mix.
Good then you can use pancake mix.
Ass
Use your pancake powers to smite those who eat waffles and then there'll be plenty syrup left. :$ :3 :x :E :g:L:C:Y:S:C:F:R:W:GR#%$:#:V$%
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Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 15:14

fixing thread

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-10 18:35

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD JOOOOOOOOOBUUUUUUUUU

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-10 20:08

>>1
Lemon juice and sugar instead of the syrup

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-11 20:02

>>1
dissolve brown sugar in small saucepan of water, add vanilla and butter to flavour.  heat and stir until smooth.  adjust quantities to get desired consistancy.

or just spread jam on your pancakes instead of syrup.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-17 1:03

oh my god hipsters eugh >>1

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 8:50

no goddesses no teh internets

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-27 23:24

sik

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-28 21:56

I like jam on my pancakes

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-29 20:47

*god.

Fixed. There are no women on the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-30 5:42

i fuck hipster girls for breakfast

am i cool yet?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-30 16:09

USE SUGARIM SERIOUS ITS SO GOOD WITH PANCAKES JUST SPRINKLE IT ON INSTEAD OF
SYRUP

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 19:42

You can just make syrup with sugar and water. Have a shitload of sugar in a pan, and add a bit of water to cover, and boil while stirring until it becomes brown and syrupy, then let cool a bit and poor over your pancakes or something.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 6:10

Well you're already fucked because you're using pancake mix instead of fresh pancakes harvested from the innards of the barrel cactus, which was known for hundreds of years as being the source of a tasty hangover cure for warriors who had spent the night downing tequila after repelling Spanish invaders. 

My advice to you would be to prepare the pancake mix eggless, and with a bit more water than the mix recipe calls for.  Faux crepes, if you will.  Then prepare a cherry and port wine reduction, and a light cream cheese sauce with steamed spinach.  Use either as your topping.  Serve with fresh cut tomatoes.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 6:11

Well you're already fucked because you're using pancake mix instead of fresh pancakes harvested from the innards of the barrel cactus, which was known for hundreds of years as being the source of a tasty hangover cure for warriors who had spent the night downing tequila after repelling Spanish invaders. 

My advice to you would be to prepare the pancake mix eggless, and with a bit more water than the mix recipe calls for.  Faux crepes, if you will.  Then prepare a cherry and port wine reduction, and a light cream cheese sauce with steamed spinach.  Use either as your topping.  Serve with fresh cut tomatoes.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 17:52

>>15

>>16

Reading it twice didn't make it any less unappealing

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