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Beer!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-26 22:58

I didn't used to like beer - I was more into hard liquor (gin and tonic, hooray).  But a few years ago I finally found beer I liked at a Belgian restaurant (Flemish sour ale at Monk's Cafe, http://www.monkscafe.com/).  So I've been experimenting.  Today I went to a German place (http://www.ludwigsgarten.com/) that was pretty awsome.  I got some kind of Oktoberfest beer that was so-so, don't recall the name: Both of these sites only have a fraction of their beer menus online.

My favorite that I can actually obtain (can't get Flemish sour ale anywhere else, it seems) is Spaten Optimator, a German dopplebock.  Its dark and smooth, and a little stronger than normal (like 7% alcohol).  I kinda like Guiness, but didn't like Sierra Nevada Pale Ale - both bitter, but I didn't like the flavor of Sierra Nevada.

Any thoughts on beer?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 11:21

Commercial beer can be measured on a scale of Budweiser (water) to Guinness Extra Stout (soup).

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 14:40

I'm drinking a Beck's right now. That's probably my favorite beer, although they seem to have changed their recipe in the last year.

If you can find a good weizen (wheat beer), you're in for a treat. I like Weihenstephan and Paulaner. Stay away from Erdinger, though. It's too bitter. Franziskaner isn't that great, either.

Name: 3 2005-11-27 14:45

>I got some kind of Oktoberfest beer that was so-so, don't recall the name

That was probably weizen; they love that shit in Munich.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 19:39

beer tastes like shit

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-01 17:21

|beer tastes like shit

interesting that you know what shit does actually tastes like...

hmm... hows the beer in amerika? in germany it's quite ok, but there is better beer in other countries i think.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-02 10:31

good beer is expensive in America. most people just drink piss.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-02 13:21

Call me queer, but wine coolers are enough for me.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-02 16:51

>>6

American beer is, for the most part, not particularly great.  Or, at least, I haven't found any American beer that I've liked, which is why it took me so long to develop any interest in beer.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-02 18:43

>>6
American beer isn't bad as long as you arn't busy trying shit like Budweiser or (God help you all) Iron City. I might suggest Yuengling Lager, or Blue Moon (a wheat ale). Those are the only two good commercial ones that come to mind at the second. There are also many microbreweries out there that produce some good stuff. There are some really bad ones though so watch out. If you're ever in Pittsburgh, drop by the Church Brew Works.

I am encouraged by your recent revelation into beer. Two years ago I found myself in the same position.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-03 15:10

The best beer kinds I've had are all Chech pilsner. They invented it and they seem to have a headstart on everybody else. My favourite kind is "Braník", and after that comes "Pilsner Urquell". Now my mouth is watering. Damnit.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 15:28

Pabst Blue Ribbon. The perfect combination of alcohol and piss at a price most white trash would consider affordable.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 17:20

"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 2:30

PBR IS THE ULTIMATE TRUMP CARD!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 17:11

I am currently enjoying a lager from Holand called Grolsch. Good flavor and bitter like a British beer. Over all not bad.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 7:19

Beopunk Cyberwulf: It's me, man. And I brought beer.

There is a Speedy Gonzalez sound, and the door flies open.

Imaginos: Gimmee that!

He grabs the beer and guzzles it. It is St. Pauli Girl's N.A. He spits it out.

Imaginos: Will you guys cut it OUT? What the fuck are you trying to DO, poison me?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 12:45

>>16
Don't be dissin St Pauli Girl

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-16 14:13

If you're ever in Pittsburgh, stop by the Church Brew works and grap a Pious Monk Dunkle. It's a tasty tasty dark lager.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 0:24

For warning, Thai Beer sucks shit.  World award my ass.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-06 12:54

If you're wandering upstate NY, head over to Cooperstown and get as much as you can from the Ommegang brewery (belgian abbey style ales).  All of their beers = WIN!

http://ommegang.com/index.php?mcat=1&scat=0

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 20:13

My favourites:

Delirium Tremens (an absolute barn-burner of a belgian Trippel, every mouthful is a complete joy)
Timothy Taylor's "Landlord" (best British beer)
Fuller's "London Pride" or Marston's "Pedigree" (when the "Landlord" runs out)
Pilsner Urquell, Budvar, San Miguel, Corona (the best cheap-ish lagers for knocking back at parties)

Also, contrary to popular belief, Japan has a couple of small indy breweries making really nice beers. They're mostly fairly straight ripoffs of european styles, but they do it pretty well. I remember enjoying Otaru Beer's shot at an authentic Dunkel when I was there.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 20:54

Czech beer rulez.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 22:37

I like Japanese beer.  It's refreshing, not piss-watery, and pretty complex.  Goes great with light and heavy food alike.

Yuengling is the best domestic beer anywhere.  Best value at TGI Friday's or Houlihan's if you get dragged there; it's on tap and is only $2.50, a bargain for beer at a chain restaurant/bar. 

I am all about Belgian kriek, especially the kind with sour cherry.  That's the kind of beer you drink to talk over stuff in a real pub or brew house.  They made their own at a brew pub where I went to college.  It was worth the wait to get in (You're not 21, you don't get in the door... stupid PA liquor laws).

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-12 14:58

>>8
queer

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-23 4:36

I usually drink Sierra Nevada.  It's pretty damn good, and by some amazing stroke of luck, the local Stater Bros. actually carries it amongst all the cartons of Bud Light, Miller, and other watery shit they call beer.  Heffenweizen is also pretty good.  When I want to get drunk, I usually get a big 22 oz can of Sapporo and use that alongside whatever hard liquor I'm taking (I'm also surprised the Stater Bros. has any Japanese beer to speak of).

Side note:  how the hell did Budweiser, Miller, and Coors become so popular?  They taste like rainwater, and yet people still buy them by the dozen.  It makes no fucking sense.  Even if you wanted to drink light beer for health reasons, why not at least settle for a Sam Adams Light or something else far less offensive?  It just boggles the mind...

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-23 20:41

>>25
Habit, I suppose.  They were the first mass-produced and mass-marketed beers in North America, the first that could be shipped long distances and stored in sealed aluminum kegs without spoiling in a week or two (like Watley's Red Barrel brand was in the UK).  Because of this, a lot of people in North America world still think of those brands first when they think of beer.

Strange beer fact:  Budweiser is made from corn and rice because they are cheaper than barley, and they aren't the only brand cutting corners.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-26 8:45

>>26
corn and rice?! That is just sick and wrong. I hope they burn in hell for it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-04 9:57

>>27
to be fair - it's not like they just pick any random variety of corn and rice - and - not using barley does not immediatly = terrible :/

that said I think bud is terrible - but there are other beers that use rice and taste great

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-04 19:56

Beer sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-05 4:44

I used to live out in the San Louis Valley in Colorado where Coors keeps their grain elevators, and where 90% of their barley is grown.  The overflow barley is kept out in huge (4-5 storys tall) piles on an acre or so of old cracked concrete.  Every damn bird in the valley knows the place, and the piles are often black because of all the birds around them.  (and you KNOW the birds ain't flying elsewhere to do their business)  The only time the birds leave is when the trucks come to take more of the barley away to be turned into Coors.

So my question is:  Have any of you Coors drinkers noticed if some bottles of Coors taste suspiciously like bird shit??

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-07 19:49

>>29

You suck.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-09 1:25

elephant beer

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-10 17:54

>>28
Without barley and hops, it's just not beer. It's some other kind of drink. I refuse to acknowledge it. Purity laws exist in Germany for a damn good reason.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-13 15:35

>>8

queer.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-13 19:47

I use to hate beer cuz the first beer I ever tasted was Budweiser, and I ended up rinsing my mouth and pouring the rest down the sink.  But a decade later, after being introduced to Amstel Light, Heineken, Corona, and Samuel Adams, it's not so bad.  Why is Bud so horrible?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-13 23:55

>> 35
Because it's fermented with rice and corn. Sam Adams? Heineken? Man if you like those, there's a whole world of wonder that you have yet to discover.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-14 17:57

>>36

What have you got against Sam Adams, I have tried allot of types of beers and still like Sam Adams.  Heineken and Corona??? YUK!

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-15 18:04

>>37
I've got nothing against Sam Adams. I'm just saying that there's better out there.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-15 22:56

>>36
Yea, I'm more or less a noob when it comes to beer since I just started getting into it.  Any suggestions?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-16 7:29

>>39
Read this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-16 17:24

>>40
L  O  L

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-21 23:39

bud light ftw.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-22 22:15

Fact: all beer tastes like shit. People who drink this crap for reasons other than to get wasted are fucking mental.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-23 8:21

why would anyone drink beer to get wasted. Liquor is cheaper and more effective in thelong run if you want to get wasted. If you want a buzz beer is good and tasted good if it isn't american piss water.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-23 11:28

>>44
Alcohol generally fails. Why anybody would drink it is totally beyond me. It really tastes like shit and its effects are mostly unpleasant. Sure, I do it too so I don't appear like some kind of weird loser since everybody else does it. But I try to limit it to the absolute minimum and I'd never do it out of my own motivation.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-23 16:26

>>8
queer

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-23 20:25

beer insint food unless its got little bits of shit in it

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-24 0:04

>>45
If you ever drank out of your own motivation, I'de call you weak.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 6:53

>>45
You're just not masochistic enough yet.  Give it some time.  You'll like it in a few years.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 13:31

>>45

even william hung drinks beer...

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 21:25

beer is the beverage of god. why else would he bestow yeast and hops onto this world?

personally my fav is called little creatures pale ale straight from the tap. local beer in perth western australia.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-16 4:39

beer is for hicks, liquer os for men.



Did james bond ever drink beer?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 15:22

>>52
nah, he drank milk straight from the cow's teat.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 14:52

I like most of the Polish beers, especially "Tyskie" :) BTW I've noticed that in Europ, going more to the west results in more watery beers. :|

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-26 12:13

>>54
Polish brews? So those fuckers did learn something from us Germans after we kicked the shit out of them.... again.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-27 6:27

I had Hoegaarden last night, and that stuff is FANTASTIC.  Apparantly, Belgian beer = teh win

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-27 7:34

English ale > foreign muck

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-27 17:12

>>57
English ale is good, but it can't beat a dark German lager or even a Belgian brew. Chec brews I've heard are pretty good too. There is the real Bud Weiser, made in the town of Bud Weiss

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-27 20:10

>>58

The one Czech beer I had, Pilsner Urquell, sucked.  I'm all about the dark German and Belgian brews though...

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-28 6:12

>>39
http://www.belgianstyle.com/mmguide/

belgian beers are great .

I love leffe and the irish once like guinness and murphy's stout.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 21:13

So is everyone getting their Oktoberfest brews ready?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 23:51

Here in Oregon we have a shitload of micro-brewries. Many are very good. I am drunk much of the time and my gut is so big I cant see my cock at full mast! And I have a 9" boner! ;(

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