I HATE MCDONALDS BECAUSE IT IS THE "HIP" THING TO DO!!!!111
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Anonymous2005-08-08 16:59
>>9
And it doesn't have anything to do with the fact that their food is made of ass, and the taste reflects this.
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Anonymous2005-08-14 21:30
I tried a McGriddle once because I got a coupon in the mail for a free one. Ugh. After I ate it I felt like there was a brick made of lard in my stomach and my mouth had this horrible filmy aftertaste.
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Anonymous2005-08-15 3:57 (sage)
what are you talking about hating mcdonalds is the hip thing to do?
i am not >>6 but >>6 is correct.
i do not see how you can enjoy fast food so much. it tastes terrible compared to real food. i do not eat real food often, but i eat better than fast food! it is overpriced! if you're in a hurry then you should go to a donut shop or make a quick cup of instant noodles or something like Pizza Rolls. Fast food is terrible for your health!
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Anonymous2005-08-15 4:17
Advice for life: Women are like McGriddles.
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Anonymous2005-08-15 7:32
>>13
lol i wish i had a huge archive of old commercials that sucked
mcgriddles probably suck, i think i got ebola from their new mcchiken sandwitch the other week
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Anonymous2005-09-02 23:42
Really though, ideally a normal person should eat fast food at most once or twice a month. It's not something you should use to feed yourself (though you should definately eat it when you're hungry), it's a treat.
Of course, you've got fat as hell people going there every day, sometimes more... I'm fucking serious, I saw an entire family of butterballs, fat kids, fat mother and father cowing down. The woman was on oxygen talking about her heart problems scarfing down three double cheeseburgers and fries. They had two of those fucking disabled people wal-mart cart things with them (it was a McDonald's inside a Wal-Mart) and I assume one was for the mother and one for the father. You are so fat you can't walk.... DO YOU PEOPLE NOT SEE WHAT'S WRONG?
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SomeDudeDan2005-09-04 23:59
I was in the mall with my grandfather and there was a man so fat he was in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank and my grandpa laughed at him, (imagine a old man laughing at a fat man) it was funny as heck he has a one of a kind personality (btw what does a "sage" mean?)
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Anonymous2005-09-05 3:37
I was once watching this show about morbid obesity and they had this woman on who was so fat that her legs had swelled up over her ankles and were cutting off the circulation to her feet. It looked like she was wearing flesh colored sweatpants. And a 15 foot walk from her bed to the living room left her winded and out of breath. It was fucking tragic.
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Anonymous2005-09-06 1:19
It's really their fault. They can't deny themselves anything... immediate gratification is all they know.
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Anonymous2005-09-21 22:17
I went without eating fast food for a good six months, and then one morning I ate two McDonald's sausage biscuits at the train station on the way to visit my father, and by the time I got to his place I had to spend like 40 minutes on the toilet with diarhhea. My body did NOT like those biscuits. They were tasty though.
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Anonymous2005-10-01 10:17
I haven't eaten fast food in a few years now.
The idea of going back to a McDonald's now and paying for their shit is utterly unappealing.
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Anonymous2005-10-10 18:58
I have ben eating msdonalds at work for the past few days since there is one right next to my work and I have not had any problems
DOUBLE QUARTERPOUNDER WITH CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE
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Anonymous2005-10-22 4:26
I downed two double cheesburgers and a big mac all piled together with some friends a few months ago. Felt like I was going to fucking die.
And I have to agree, hating McDonalds is trendy and pretty fucking lame. Obviously this crap is terrible for you, and even more obviously it's not 5 star restaurant material. It's the fact that you have to point this out at the least provocation with a fucking religous fervor that shows you're only doing it because it's trendy.
Guy A - "Hey, so I heard they're opening a new McDonal-"
Guy B - "MCDONALDS IS THE FUCKING DEVIL HOW DARE YOU EVEN SPEAK OF IT I DECIDE WHAT YOU EAT NOT YOU FAT DEATH OBESITY OH GOD I FEEL SO FUCKING SUPERIOR"
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Anonymous2005-10-27 16:19
I like the McGriddles, however I know if you eat 3 in a row you will die
Yeah, I got a friend who's always hating on McDonalds and it is just stupid.
Soon it will be trendy to order fancy vegetarian food with meat substitutes and no MSG, then go eat two Double Cheeseburgers for dinner. That's what I think.
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Anonymous2005-11-13 3:27
I hate people who eat meat flavored meat subsitutes.
IRONY
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Anonymous2005-11-15 12:11
>>22
As someone who prefers not to eat mcdonalds, I still agree.
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Anonymous2005-11-15 12:13 (sage)
>>25
In all seirousness, I dislike meat flavored meat substitutes. It never tasts "right".
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Throcktar2005-11-26 3:47
>>13
This is true. Just like McGriddles, women have a tasty syrup inside them.
However, I can't justify eating such large amounts of fat and calories often. I see it as the occasional quarterly treat.
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ooo.soo.kewlioo2005-11-28 17:59
i dont like anything they have on the inside but i like the pancake things on the outside
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Anonymous2005-12-05 1:23
the only thing that makes me need to use the washroom more than anything, yes, that's you Mr. McGriddles.
I will kill you. Anybody who worries about "being bad" by eathing shit that tastes good need a swift kick in the jaw
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Anonymous2008-03-05 1:14
>>32
I enjoy disrupting the blood sugar level by consistently overloading the body with highly processed sugars causing the blood sugar maintenance mechanism to overload and then fail. I enjoy clogging the arteries throughout the body by consistently consuming highly processed food with excessive amounts of fat, sugar, salt and saturated cholesterol which will increase blood pressure and cause my heart to overwork. I, for one, enjoy abusing my body's chemical balance through malnutrition. Let's eat ourselves to death, shall we?
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Anonymous2008-03-08 4:00
>>if you're in a hurry then you should go to a donut shop or make a quick cup of instant noodles or something like Pizza Rolls. Fast food is terrible for your health!
You realize that a single donut is worth an entire day's worth of fat intake, right?