I downed two double cheesburgers and a big mac all piled together with some friends a few months ago. Felt like I was going to fucking die.
And I have to agree, hating McDonalds is trendy and pretty fucking lame. Obviously this crap is terrible for you, and even more obviously it's not 5 star restaurant material. It's the fact that you have to point this out at the least provocation with a fucking religous fervor that shows you're only doing it because it's trendy.
Guy A - "Hey, so I heard they're opening a new McDonal-"
Guy B - "MCDONALDS IS THE FUCKING DEVIL HOW DARE YOU EVEN SPEAK OF IT I DECIDE WHAT YOU EAT NOT YOU FAT DEATH OBESITY OH GOD I FEEL SO FUCKING SUPERIOR"