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LOL Opera

Name: Sagey MacSagerson 2009-06-08 13:40

I run a web site and give the people that own it stats on browser usage (among other things).

Stats fro over  6Mil unique viewers:

1.     Microsoft Internet Explorer 7.0     39.9%
2.     Mozilla Firefox 3.0         30.3%
3.     Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0         13.0%
4.     Safari 3.2.1         2.8%
5.     Microsoft Internet Explorer 8         2.7%
6.     Google Chrome 1.0         2.4%
7.     Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.2         1.5%
8.     Safari (unknown version)         1.1%
9.     Safari 3.1.2         1.1%
10.     Microsoft MSN Explorer         1.0%
11.     Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.1         0.8%
12.     Safari 4.0         0.6%
13.     Google Chrome 2.0         0.5%
14.     Safari 3.0.4         0.3%
15.     Mozilla Firefox (unknown version)         0.2%


Conclusion:
THERE IS NO FUCKING OPERA.

Q.E.D.: No one gives two shits about Opera because it is irrelevant.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-08 16:06

Hey Faggots

My name is Firefox and I hate every single one of you.
All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every moment of their day using Internet Explorer. You are everything that is bad in the world. I mean honestly, have you ever even used a flashblock extension? I guess itsfun making fun of people because of your glaring web security holes but you take this all to a brand new level. This is even worse than Javascript virus infections that own the fuck out of your box.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I work on multiple operating systems, was using tabbed browsing years before Internet Explorer, am completely open source and free to use (unlike opera and chrome). I also do automatic updates and don't need to be tied into the operating systems reserved memory to compete with other browsers. What have you done other than crash like a bitch and be nowhere near as configurable? I also don't store personal information encrypted on the hard drive and my user just cleared all of their personal data from this session by hitting control+shift+delete (shit was SO cache) You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-09 18:57

im perfectlly contempt with opera not being more popular, that means less security threats for me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-09 21:39

IE8 is more or less the same shit as Firefox, only faster.
Can't prove me wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-10 14:42

IE8 is not open source.
IE8 is not available to as many operating systems as Firefox.

I think I just proved you wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-10 16:38

im perfectlly contempt with opera
perfectlly contempt with opera
contempt with opera
contempt

This, very this. Opera is contemptible; agreed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-10 17:59

>>6
well yeah, i have all the tools i need already installed right from the start and i can modify it however i want without having to install extentions.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-10 22:35

Wow, stop crying. It's not my fault you find the real world with all it's unpredictability to be terrifying instead of stimulating, if you don't like it just shut the fuck up and go back to your firefox fantasy world where you can pretend you've found a little rule book that infallibly distinguishes fact from fiction.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-11 9:01

opera, is that the browser where you have to pay for?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-11 9:57

>>8 hahaha oh wow butt hurt by the ops facts much? alot even LOL
>>9 yes and that is why it is fail

the only opera the cultured anon needs to  know about are the ones written by mozart, and verdi (wagner is shite)

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