Good laptop for college

Hey 4chan. I'm looking for a good, durable laptop for college, one that's cheap enough to be college-priced but sturdy enough that I won't need to pick one up every year. No Macs.

Well I am getting sick and fed up with the other members here that showing so much immature and child like behaviour here.  I am wondering why the admins here are allowing such behaviour?  I am getting sick and fed up with people here harrassing other members and myself, using others identities without permission, saying things that another persons never said, calling people names (IE Namefag), and slandering other member.  I have helped alot of members here by way of sending mass file sends of what they need, answering the request people make, and posting stuff out of the blue for you to enjoy and is being harrassed and being made fun of anyway to treat someone that helps the members of this place?  No its not.  Respect is earned when its given and I don't respect anyone that does not respect me.  I have even helped the other members here by finding web searches from Google, yes I am getting to like it and the Freeones site.
I am not into Child Porn and anything in that field period, child porn to me is wrong and sick. 
I want to thank the other members that actually lent me an hand by helping with those request I made in the past.  I am being ridiculed by me making the same requests over and over again and I see other here do the samething and they never gotten the same treatment as I have.  Why is that?  I make the same request because I don't know if you posted anything while I was asleep when I make the requests before I go to bed and if I was not on this site when someone if they do help me. 
I know some of you are going to say GTFO (Get The Fuck Out) and I know I have the choice to be here or not.  Why am I still here is something that your going to ask me is this I like the pictures and animated .gif's and this is the only place where I can get hard to find stuff.
Why can we all just get along no matter what the situation is and if you like any other members or not and start not harrassing the other people here?  Even on the internet people have the right not to be harrassed.

>>1
This is the harrassment I am talking about. You have no right to call me names even on the internet and I will never tolorate it on my forum. If you dont believe me you can look at the thread where it says "banned members" and see a list of people I have already banned so you know I AM NOT JOKING

>>2,3
Umm... He asked a valid question and did not insult anyone.  What is the problem with the post?

>>4
Nothing

>>5
and that's the problem.

>>1
What do you want to do with the laptop?  For example, is it a gaming rig or just for homework?

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If it's for homework, just get the cheapest Dell or whatever with XP.  It'll be fast enough.  If you're studying CS, you might want an amd64 processor or more than 1 core for playing around with (and of course put a better OS than XP on it in this case too).

If it's for gaming, get a desktop.

>>1
It's college, you have to get a Mac.

>>10
For what reason, exactly?

A couple of days ago they ran a survey on the most hated words in the Internet, among which were "blogsphere", "blog", "podcast". I propose "rig" as the most obnoxious, retarded word ever. The second I read it my stomach revolts as I think of the pathetic loser who wrote it.

>>12
"The second I read it my stomach revolts"

Why spam it, then?

To attempt to make it obvious that it's a stupid word stupid gamer lusers repeat over and over as they jerk off their tiny dicks.

>>11
Cos thats what all the cool kids use.

OLPC OR GTFO AMD FTW

>>15
Which word?

Macfags

>>18
In MY world4ch?

>>15
"Cos thats what all the cool kids use."
Depends on how you define cool, I suppose.

Short of looking pretty, what advantages does the mac have over *nix?

>>20
Short of looking pretty, what advantages does the mac have
over *nix?
It has many advantages for Steve Jobs' pockets.

Mac is gay. Not only it's designed for lusers, but it's designed for snobbish lusers with too much money to waste.