NigGaStoleMyMac

8:15 PM

John's Undercover-enabled MacBook Pro was stolen at his golf club, just a few miles from where he lives, somewhere in North Carolina, USA.

http://www.orbicule.com/undercover/recovery.html

>>7
That's why I don't use Apple's products. And it's not paranoia: it's me valuing my privacy.

It's funny, if some anonymous person on the internet takes screenshots of you and your open programs, finds out your location via your IP, it's called "spyware". But if Apple does it, it's "security".

>>8
That's security for retards (Mac users). Real security is not putting your toys where nigger hands can grab them. Also, I've never been stolen from. Probably because I'm not a retarded Mac user.